Crosby McWilliam

Radio guy. Career outfielder. Crazy proud Dad. Devastatingly handsome in a sweater vest.

[Crosby McWilliam @Crosby23]

ALLIGATOR ALCATRAZ?!?!? What’s next?? Is this idiot going to dig a moat around the White House and fill it with sharks??

[Crosby McWilliam @Crosby23]

@MarkJCarney Thank you Mark for stepping up when our country needed a real leader. For putting country over party politics. For giving Canadians intelligent, sophisticated leadership in a time of global crisis. #elbowsup

[Crosby McWilliam @Crosby23]

Canadians say we’re not booing our American friends. It’s the president. But red hat wearing Americans put him there. I don’t think you thought he’d come at Canada but here we are. You did this. Gretzky, the Tkachuks. And more. When I boo your anthem - I’m booing you too. 🇨🇦

[Crosby McWilliam @Crosby23]

@jabo_vancouver Both can be true. And in this case they are.

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@JoJoFromJerz He didn’t want anyone to see he had his fingers crossed.

[Crosby McWilliam @Crosby23]

Tom Brady - stop trying to make Red Area happen.

[Crosby McWilliam @Crosby23]

Those who fail to learn from the lessons of history are doomed to repeat them.

[Crosby McWilliam @Crosby23]

If I had a vote tonight I’d vote for decency. For kindness. For acceptance. For respect for other people’s cultures, gender identities, and personal physical rights and freedoms. For honesty and integrity. I’d vote for knowledge over ignorance. Leadership over intolerance. ����🇺🇸

[Crosby McWilliam @Crosby23]

He’s literally drooling. The cheese has slid right off his cracker.

[Crosby McWilliam @Crosby23]

@b_co Very exciting news! Congratulations Betsy!!

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@highbrow_nobrow It's going to be so much fun to watch these clowns eat shit yet again. It never gets old.

[Crosby McWilliam @Crosby23]

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[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

British Writer Pens The Best Description Of Trump I’ve Read

“Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?

A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down.

So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:

• Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.

• You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.

This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.”
-Nate White

[Crosby McWilliam @Crosby23]

Pats and Colts have sure come a long way the wrong way since Brady vs. Manning. @BillSimmons @TheCousinSal

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@jodyvance I love that all of this is on tape and being shared. Integrity is who you are when you think nobody’s looking. They are who we think they are.

[Crosby McWilliam @Crosby23]

@caseyjoloos Safe travels buddy! We’re rolling out the welcome mat over here for ya!

[Crosby McWilliam @Crosby23]

Rolling Stone headline writers for the win. #haha #TrumpArraignmentDay #funfacts

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With the 48th pick of the 2023 NFL Draft, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select Yukon Cornelius. Bold move. Love it.

[Crosby McWilliam @Crosby23]

AJ Hinch looks like that next door neighbour who stands in his driveway angrily watching kids ride their bikes up and down the street. Just WAITING for someone to bite it.

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Was it a mistake for the Jays to retire the Home Run Jacket??? We can courier it down to KC overnight express!