Ian Storm Crosby

I make questionable decisions.

[Ian Storm Crosby @Crosby80]

I never thought.. I used to know.

[Ian Storm Crosby @Crosby80]

I could watch a horse race on some blue grass where bourbons made.

[Ian Storm Crosby @Crosby80]

He is plum full of fuck it.

[Ian Storm Crosby @Crosby80]

I feel better on a Friday night betting on a five round fight.

[Ian Storm Crosby @Crosby80]

I’m about to spend every dollar I’ve made this week

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

UNC after blowing a 15-point lead in the title game…

[Ian Storm Crosby @Crosby80]

No juice boxes for you

[Ian Storm Crosby @Crosby80]

I think I might be bad at drinking

[Dillon Graff @DillonGraff]

Being a fan of Wisconsin sports has undoubtedly shaved years off of my life.

[Ian Storm Crosby @Crosby80]

Don’t worry you don’t have a little penis.. she just has a big vagina.

[lo 🦭 @packersloren]

anyways boobs are nice

[Ian Storm Crosby @Crosby80]

Wake up still drunk from last night

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

If y’all make Santa gender neutral, i’m telling your kids he’s not real.

[Ian Storm Crosby @Crosby80]

I don’t have an off switch

[Dusty @DustyEvely]

Just keep your eye on Lazard. Not for anything from a schematic perspective: just for his adorable dance.

[Clint @ClintRyan3]

When @JonTLangston said "If two hearts were meant to be, they'll find their way I guess"

I felt that 💯

[Ian Storm Crosby @Crosby80]

Do people just not work on Fridays?

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

The “never drinking again” Sunday to “several dozen drink happy hour” Wednesday pipeline kinda hittin

[Ian Storm Crosby @Crosby80]

Luck don’t let me down

[Ian Storm Crosby @Crosby80]

I’m contemplating my life choices right now