CrossBones Café&Bar

Drinking beer and shooting bad guyz #halo #applebees she got a big booty so I call her big booty #deep

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The squad is taking on Louisiana for the weekend. Stay tuned to find out why

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My favorite part about twenty seven year old girls is that theres twenty of them. lol #jk?

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Merry Easter and happy Friday the 13th you filthy animals

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Kerplunk

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So when's white Friday?

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Make sure y'all vote Forrest Gump for president.

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What's happening?

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I really miss Pokémon Go

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Found out today why it burns every time I pee....I'm pregnant.

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The sexual tension on stage during this debate is unbearable right now.

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Well my poop got stuck halfway again

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What's the point of having two eyes if I can only stare at one boob at a time.

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Nobody trains for second place. Specially when Papa's on the line.

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Man I hate noticing that the toilet paper is out after I've already pooped. Thanks Applebee's.

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Fall break? More like heart break. I'll miss you, Xbox.

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It's been a long week. Time to drink.

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Shooters shoot but they don't always score. That twin sized bed is still hunting for its first victim. #greaseme

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@CrossBones2012 guess we have a bunch of nonbelievers 😔

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Can I get an amen