Blimball Boodle

If you’re happy and you know it, share your meds.

[Blimball Boodle @CrossPeach]

In 2017, 150k people paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—@ElonMusk—stole their land and dumped his shit all over it. Fuck that! https://t.co/NPIBgiC3Kj #ElonOwesMe100Bucks

[Blimball Boodle @CrossPeach]

I shouldn’t have to fight @united to get credits or a refund when my receipt specifically says to contact support for a refund. Yet, I did the form and it was denied. There is no phone number for Customer Care. Do you guys care about your customers at all? You should fix it!!

[Blimball Boodle @CrossPeach]

@tealaeves @MayorSpokane Excellent question. Sadly, I think there are quite a few individuals in political positions that seem to think they are one and the same.

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Its called THANKSGIVING ..how about we look at each other with gratitude and NOT SHOOT THE STUFFING OUT OF EACH OTHER every damn day

[Blimball Boodle @CrossPeach]

@elonmusk I want more followers

[Blimball Boodle @CrossPeach]

@SpokesmanReview Third option: The world watches as @elonmusk spontaneously combusts in real time on the dying medium that is social networking. #finelinebetweengeniusandcrazy #MarryKanyeWest

[Blimball Boodle @CrossPeach]

@SpokesmanReview No one told you? They fucking keep it.

[Blimball Boodle @CrossPeach]

@SpokesmanReview I’ll give someone $50 to rip the wig off her head while she’s on tv… If it’s not a wig, I want to know what caused her apparent “Give me bangs” hairstyle crisis. #Ihatepolitics #Politics #Democrats #republicans #whocaresamymore

[Blimball Boodle @CrossPeach]

Record companies should partner with individual locations (Taylor Swift execs + FOX Theatre). Agree on a price before the tour, then each city sells tickets on its website. #TicketMasterMonopoly #ticketsforsale #ticketsforeveryone #CancelTicketmaster @taylorswift13 @Ticketmaster

[Blimball Boodle @CrossPeach]

@AmericanAir My “record locator”??

[Blimball Boodle @CrossPeach]

Shout out to @AmericanAir for my free @lotusbiscoffUK cookie to make this now 4HR tarmac delay “pleasant”. I’ve been trapped here, claustrophobic and panicking; Unable to leave and hungry. Next time maybe throw in some miles, upgrades, a MEAL, or something? @USDOT #TarmacDelay

[Blimball Boodle @CrossPeach]

@Equifax I’m reporting you for violations against me via the Fair Credit Reporting Act. You let a collection agency change acct numbrs on 3 invalid acts and update their records to match my info and THEN denied my dispute?! Twice! Kick rocks. #cancelEquifax #HumanRights #illegal

[Blimball Boodle @CrossPeach]

@IHGCorporate has severely let me down. After the experience I recently had at one of their hotels, I am still unable to get a live person on the phone or get so much as an emailed apology. @IHGOneRewards @IHGhotels @IHGNewsroom @IHGService cont’d

[Blimball Boodle @CrossPeach]

Guyssss… I just found out where babies come from and it’s f**king gross 🤮

[Blimball Boodle @CrossPeach]

Will they also teach us how to apply a tourniquet to someone bleeding out from a botched self-abortion? Could be useful now more than ever. #DOSOMETHING #RoeVsWade #SCOTUSIsCorrupt #GeneralStrike #WomensRights #GOPHandmaidsTale

[Emily Blume @emilyblume09]

"It's a life skill that everyone needs to know," Denise McCurdy told us, of applying a tourniquet. In today's world, this is as critical as CPR.

Stop the Bleed teaches people all they need to know to provide this life-saving technique.

Tonight @kxly4news, at 8:00!

[Blimball Boodle @CrossPeach]

@emilyblume_kxly @kxly4news If someone self-aborts and starts to bleed out, how do you apply a tourniquet?

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

The moment Roe falls, every woman and girl in this country who values being able to make decisions about her own body should stop working in the largest coordinated protest in U.S. history that brings the entire nation and economy to a standstill. They’d reimplement it in a week.

[Blimball Boodle @CrossPeach]

US Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, removing the constitutional right to an abortion.

This is the most consequential SC decision in 50yrs and will transform the future of women's reproductive health in the USA.
#RoeVsWade #WomensRights #reproductiverights #DO SOMETHING

[Blimball Boodle @CrossPeach]

@PattyMurray You said “women’s rights” wrong.

[Blimball Boodle @CrossPeach]

@CaraLee1221 @TristanSnell @heidilwarren If this is true, then why was thousands of dollars in medical debt added to my report just last year?