Crowley

Nothing much that needs to be known, darlings... Unless, of course, you'd like to make a deal...?

[Crowley @CrossroadsCrow]

Isn't it just the saddest thing when you have to put a pet down?

[Crowley @CrossroadsCrow]

@breakinporcelan Hail to the King. Start slathering.

[Crowley @CrossroadsCrow]

@breakinporcelan Ever been coated in peanut butter and licked clean by a Hellhound?

[Crowley @CrossroadsCrow]

@IAmCastiel @breakinporcelan :'( Bleeding inside, precious, I truly am. Just look at that single tear.

[Crowley @CrossroadsCrow]

@IAmCastiel @breakinporcelan Still alive? How's the destination wedding with elder Winchester going?

[Crowley @CrossroadsCrow]

@breakinporcelan Is the Nutella meant for slathering over your body?

[Crowley @CrossroadsCrow]

@crosswalkkarma Fourteen first-borne.

[Crowley @CrossroadsCrow]

@Winchester_S83 Did I know that Dick would bring your brother and his pet bird to the afterlife with him? No, that one I did not.

[Crowley @CrossroadsCrow]

@Winchester_S83 Did I know I was going to snatch the prophet and leave you standing slack-jawed and speechless? Yes, of course.

[Crowley @CrossroadsCrow]

Farewell to the only dick I'll ever be glad to be rid of.

[Crowley @CrossroadsCrow]

@breakinporcelan Come by and stroke it sometime.

[Crowley @CrossroadsCrow]

@Winchester_S83 I'm sorry darling, you seem to be mistaking for someone that gives a toss what you say.

[Crowley @CrossroadsCrow]

I need better minions.

[Crowley @CrossroadsCrow]

Is it seriously THAT difficult to track down and slaughter ONE little demon whore?!

[Crowley @CrossroadsCrow]

@breakinporcelan Did we have a date I forgot about?

[Crowley @CrossroadsCrow]

Just as an aside note, I want you to know that Hell takes responsibility for Nutella. That's ours. Delicious, isn't it? Have some more.

[Crowley @CrossroadsCrow]

Paying a visit to a lady with a tongue and a scientific curiosity.

[Crowley @CrossroadsCrow]

@breakinporcelan As it so happens, my schedule this particular holiday is clear.

[Crowley @CrossroadsCrow]

@breakinporcelan I'm not a very scientific demon, but I think the rule is, the more data the better.

[Crowley @CrossroadsCrow]

@breakinporcelan I'm willing to bet it takes quite a few, but one expects it depends on the tongue.