Paul Croucher

Trying to write. Mainly failing.

[Paul Croucher @Crouch_78]

Something by me: #reflexfiction #flashfiction

[Reflex Press @reflexfiction]

Stuffed by Paul Croucher @Crouch_78 #amreading #flashfiction https://t.co/vG7MNZjLno

[Paul Croucher @Crouch_78]

On the move.

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Boris Johnson was turned away from a polling station for forgetting voter ID under rules he introduced

staff initially turned him away as he only had an envelope with his name and address on it, according to a source

The absolute state of this lot
https://t.co/Qp8Y5MZj3J

[Paul Croucher @Crouch_78]

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[The National @TheNational]

Our new album Laugh Track is out on Monday at Midnight ET

[The National @TheNational]

Listen to our new singles Space Invader & Alphabet City.

https://t.co/eZiptCQUm9

Photo by @grahammacindoe

[Paul Croucher @Crouch_78]

The problem with Amis is you do your best, try to give it some juice; but then you re-read Money, or London Fields, and realise you’ve actually laid a corpse. A pile of dog shit. #MartinAmis

[Paul Croucher @Crouch_78]

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[Paul Croucher @Crouch_78]

Oh fuck!
Martin Amis, era-defining British novelist, dies aged 73 https://t.co/jWYMxIGSFd

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Despite the heartbreak, we should be immensely proud of this young @England side. They have talent. They give everything. They have values. They are a credit to their sport and our country. And in these times of division and discord, they’re an example to all. And they will win.

[Paul Croucher @Crouch_78]

What a band 👌 https://t.co/UmvIjTAiNf

[Paul Croucher @Crouch_78]

@JohnnyTheNic @ExaminerSport As a Saints fan I whole heartedly agree. Probably the worst standard EPL I’ve ever seen

[The National @TheNational]

Our new single ‘Weird Goodbyes” featuring @boniver will be released worldwide at 9am PST / 12pm EST / 5pm UK on Monday, August 22. You can pre-save “Weird Goodbyes” on all platforms here:

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[Paul Croucher @Crouch_78]

No Bloodbuzz Ohio!! Still, Lemonworld at two is 👌 https://t.co/oBgBGovW3e

[Paul Croucher @Crouch_78]

@shirleymush ‘Young skins’ by Colin Barrett. ‘All that man is’ by David Szalay

[Paul Croucher @Crouch_78]

@Malkies1984 Thanks mate 👍

[Paul Croucher @Crouch_78]

@FPLSWOT @shirleymush Every week I hover over the unfollow button. Depressing as fuck seeing his feed

[Declan Rice @_DeclanRice]

Total embarrassment from whoever boo’d tonight. @HarryMaguire93 has been incredible every single time he’s put on the England shirt. Absolute nonsense now it’s becoming. Back your own players. Especially with a Major tournament coming up.

[Paul Croucher @Crouch_78]

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[Paul Croucher @Crouch_78]

👍👍👍 https://t.co/9Vh7mFmZ6K

[Nathan Bickerton @nathanbickerton]

Here’s a shitty map I made to show how many years you’d have to go without Netflix to afford the average price house in each UK region.

Shout out Kirsty Allsopp (and GOV uk for the data)🤙