notRylanPlanteCrough

No affiliation with Plante-Crough or the Thunder

[HJHL Insider @jungle4_life]

Few weeks late but congrats to @AirdrieThunder on being the least shitty Jr B team in all of Alberta, pretty impressive! Way to rep @TheHJHL but I’m a bit sour that @CroughDaddy has tweeted just twice in the last year. Guy gets a TV interview and now he’s “too busy” for Twitter

[notRylanPlanteCrough @CroughDaddy]

Yeah, swing by the Ron Eb we’ve got a couple empties from Tuesday evenin

[Coaldale Copperheads @CopperheadsHcky]

FUNDRAISER tomorrow .....The Snakes will be coming around door-to-door Saturday afternoon trying to collect bottles for their journey to provincials.
If you would like to contribute we have other means of collecting from you as well. Every dollar helps so much!! Thankyou !

[notRylanPlanteCrough @CroughDaddy]

@Taplin30 @Rylan8PC Yeah

[notRylanPlanteCrough @CroughDaddy]

Yeah,

[xyz-Red Deer Vipers @RedDeerVipers]

MVPs: North Division, with three goals, Ryan Plante-Crough
South Division, Josh McCullogh #HJHLAllStarGame

[notRylanPlanteCrough @CroughDaddy]

Yeah, Idk if you guys heard or not but someone who's passing out at the nearest applebees tonight just scored 3 goals and got MVP at the HJHL All-Star game. I'm about as hot as Matt Thompson and Kris Leclair playing some shirtless one on one bball in late July

#HJHLAllStarGame

[HJHL Insider @jungle4_life]

Merry Christmas

[notRylanPlanteCrough @CroughDaddy]

Yeah, 8 am. Jims dressed up as An elf, i'm still wine wasted from my Christmas Eve bath, my holiday highlight package is on the TV, the fire is hot, but not as hot my 7 point performance against Three Hills.

It's Christmas everyone.

And I am the gift.

[HJHL Insider @jungle4_life]

Not every league can have a team win by 2 touchdowns, have an absolute sauce monster put up 7 points, have a tussle with at least a 35 pound weight difference, and have the game go exactly how you expected #notabigdeal . But the Heritage sure can!

[notRylanPlanteCrough @CroughDaddy]

Yeah, I'm taking 6 minute shifts. There's too much talent out here for me not too. I haven't seen anything this disgusting since I watched @stonehands19 use a 2 can dine for $9.99 coupon at A&W to himself. That's 2300 calories folks.

Ew. https://t.co/UI0t4IrydB

[Retired HJHL Account @TheHJHL]

BREAKING: Details and rosters for the 2017-18 HJHL All-Star Game hosted by the @OkotoksBisons have been released.

READ | https://t.co/BFrcq6pJaP

[notRylanPlanteCrough @CroughDaddy]

Yeah, what are the odds I take home a 2 tonight

[notRylanPlanteCrough @CroughDaddy]

@notanderson12 @Konschuk3 Yeah, your 31 followers will absolutely love this.

[notRylanPlanteCrough @CroughDaddy]

Yeah, LEAKED interview with former Thunder now Copperhead @Konschuk3 on this weekends big match up, and his leadership role in Coaldale..

[notRylanPlanteCrough @CroughDaddy]

Yeah, when you get ABSOLUTELY CRUSHED but can't help think about how well a Linguine Pesto pairs with a good Pino-Grigio

[notRylanPlanteCrough @CroughDaddy]

Yeah, looking for a new place? Word has it @DanteRaposo is leasing his 2 Bedroom/2 bathroom helmet for $1900/mo + utilities. Wow..

[notRylanPlanteCrough @CroughDaddy]

Yeah, have a fucking excellent Monday

[Airdrie Techmation Thunder Official @AirdrieThunder]

Giroux missed on point blank shot

[notRylanPlanteCrough @CroughDaddy]

Yeah, I actually think I might start demanding portions of Airdries tax money if I get any more points. I mean I'm hotter than Ghandis flip flop and I'm wasted 92% of my games.

[notRylanPlanteCrough @CroughDaddy]

Yeah, any time I have a night of heavy drinking and bad decisions I usually wake up feeling like 2005 Nick Profeta

[notRylanPlanteCrough @CroughDaddy]

Yeah, our OT hero tonight: