Cassandra Morphy

Amateur novelist. Data goddess. All around geek.

“Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.” - Nick Fury

[Cassandra Morphy @Crowbarella]

Crowbarland Apps (1)
Crowbarland Books (17+1 WIP)
Crowbarland Chronicles (subset of books, 11)
Crowbarland Data (my day job)
Crowbarland Entertainment (my talent job)
Crowbarland Fantasy (subset of books, 6+1 WIP)
Crowbarland Games (1 WIP)
#WhyIHaveNoFreeTime

[Cassandra Morphy @Crowbarella]

#newsletter #books #lgbtbooks #AuthorsOfTwitter #Reading https://t.co/sUYYVo172h

[Cassandra Morphy @Crowbarella]

@AOC Totally agree. Here, try this. Remove him yourself.

[Cassandra Morphy @Crowbarella]

I keep waiting to hear that @elonmusk has a secret volcano base somewhere, for his more secret projects.

[Cassandra Morphy @Crowbarella]

@tedcruz Don't like it? You could make a law to make partisan gerrymandering illegal. But you won't. You know your team would lose more than gain if you went there.

[Cassandra Morphy @Crowbarella]

Today's #TVSTWNBM, a new Law and Order spin off. Law and Orde: SVU: The Epstein Files. Dun dun bitches. @lawandordertv

[Katie Bansil @katiebansil4nj]

Abolish ICE! No “reforming” or “restructuring” or “defunding” can ever fix a system built on criminalization, trauma, and fear. ICE has continued to violate human rights, and the only way forward is to ABOLISH. #AbolishICE

[Katie Bansil @katiebansil4nj]

The audacity!!

[Cassandra Morphy @Crowbarella]

Warning: This month's release, Reluctant Supervillain, is intended as a #darkcomedy. It is not meant for people who cannot get pleasure in instant karma for rapists or those that take satirical characters seriously. #books #lgbtqbooks https://t.co/S1yIMJUKOo

[Cassandra Morphy @Crowbarella]

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[Cassandra Morphy @Crowbarella]

A pokemon game that will never be made ( #PGTWNBM ), because heaven forbid they make a game for those of that grew up with Pokémon Yellow, or a game that doesn't sound like it was written for and by 12 year olds. @Pokemon

[Cassandra Morphy @Crowbarella]

Too #newsletter to quit. #books #lgbtqiabooks https://t.co/2ncb63UIVm

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A random little kid shows up on your roof out of nowhere, asking you to help her cook a donut. What do you do? #PokemonLegendsZADLC

[Cassandra Morphy @Crowbarella]

Anyone else wondering if @aftynfortn is going to demand a hand recount? We need to know for certain before the midterms or this might never stop. #protectthemidterms

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[Cassandra Morphy @Crowbarella]

For the practice lessons, well... You remember when you used to practice to earn back hearts? Back when duolingo wasn't a solid block of ads with the occasional language lesson? Ah, the good old days. Someone needs to make a classic #duolingo clone from back when it wasn't shit.

[Cassandra Morphy @Crowbarella]

Oh, good, another dumb thing @duolingo is doing: speaking flashcard lessons.
Why do I say it's dumb?
A: I can say the word flawlessly and it still marks it wrong
B: not enough practice lessons for me to remember everything
C: it includes WORD I HAVEN'T LEARNED YET #Duolingo

[Cassandra Morphy @Crowbarella]

New #newsletter, for those looking for #LGBTQ inclusive #fantasy #books. https://t.co/F1PvDYPJlS

[Cassandra Morphy @Crowbarella]

If I blow a 1 or a 2 tomorrow, Thanksgiving will be a boost day instead of a cheat day. #LumenLife #Dieting

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If @elonmusk really thinks money is going to be irrelevant in 10 years, why is he so insistent in hoarding wealth and being the world's first trillionaire?

[Cassandra Morphy @Crowbarella]

@PokemonTCGP 2 battles and I got all 5.