Hayls

she/her

[PLANET DRAE 🌍 the Punk Rocker @QuithJa]

there’s no sex i lied you’re gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me

[Clarke @pleasuresystems]

having something bad happen and then immediately convincing yourself that it’s actually really funny feels sooo good. like what now

[hayley @hayleytcrowder]

vyvanse pros - u feel like a GOD
vyvanse cons - literally everything else

[୨ৎ @ellapurnlls]

they should scissor the sadness out of each other

[Emma D'Arcy Supremacy @EmmaDsupremacy]

Hot hot hot

[Hayls @CrowderHayley]

i need emma d’arcy expeditiously

[Hayls @CrowderHayley]

I hope teenage Me had fun because present day Me is bored and straight-edge af

[Hayls @CrowderHayley]

do i feel good or am i just manic because the sun is out

[Hayls @CrowderHayley]

@DeWittBFartin @michealbatur

[Sir Scone🦣 @mammothinfour]

they should make narcan for when the weed makes you scared

[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

i have no explanation for this tiktok but i’m in awe of it. it feels like either a tim robinson sketch or A24 horror film.

[Hayls @CrowderHayley]

@erinjenson @StacyCaySlays are you just mad cause you’re a 5/10 on a good day even tho you were the one born as a “biological female” and she’s a literal 10000000/10

[myla @margaritamyla]

she :3 on my :D til I XD

[Hayls @CrowderHayley]

i love seeing pride month posts of all the queer cuties it makes my heart happy

[Hayls @CrowderHayley]

update: lilac fest wins

[Hayls @CrowderHayley]

this x1000000 on mothers day i am going to murder anyone who has given birth (except my mom love u mom)

[Hayls @CrowderHayley]

working on a sunny sunday afternoon on 17th ave is akin to stepping on a lego

[Hayls @CrowderHayley]

hot girl summer yaaaassss 2023 babyyyy (someone should prescribe me mood stabilizers)

[Hayls @CrowderHayley]

if you ever wanna experience misogyny premium™️ become a line cook