Dr Crowler Quotes

Teacher at duelist academy | The first ancient gear player to ever | parody |

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in the teacher’s lounge, Ancient Gear Box drawn in my opening hand, peeps out, looks around. it grinds out ‘LIMITER REMOVAL FAPS’ right as the deckbuilding teacher bends over to pick up her pencil. I instantly magical mallet my entire hand into the deck, and draw 3 poly and hound

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ancient gear golem invincible screaming jacking off tiktok edit hype aura clip

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REPORT: Transgender Slifer Slackers are dropping sexy Ojamas from Jetroids

“This was worth getting sent to Ra yellow!” says former duel academy student #news

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This slacker always Getting in the way of my Pussy Pursuit I was talking to the Baddie Nurses yesterday and Jaden said “do yall fw fiendsmith hero” to the hoes and they Got up and left and i had to pay the 1200 for getting Lacrima’d I Swear I’ll never forgive you Slacker

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BREAKING: The Sledgehammer vows to “molest” newly deployed Fusion Dimension’s Obelisk Force. Xyz dimension duelists remain uncertain as to what that means. #News

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just pulled a raigeki keep an eye on the 7oclock news

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Pray for me. Something horrible happened to my family and I tonight.

Woke up to loud crashes and shattered glass. I was terrified.

Eventually worked up the courage to step out of my room, only to find out it was just Mobius the Frost Monarch throwing bricks at my house! #Damn

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Dinner with ancient gear engineer or $1,000,000

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Jim “Crocodile” Cook is being cancelled for the racist tweet he made today, yesterday, day before yesterday, Sunday, that one from a week ago, the one he made an hour ago, the hundreds he made last year, the 200+ in his drafts and his public outbursts of racism from last week.

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gave chumley a week’s detention for scrolling the taco bell app in class

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I just hit syrus truesdale going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. He ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.

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While I was getting my phd in dueling I used to down 9 mikes hard lemonade, get naked, cover myself in bulk commons and call people slurs on kaibabook for hours

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CHAZZ IS FINISHED — HE IS NO LONGER “BLUE.” FIRST THE HANDS (SO BRICKY) AND NOW ME — DR VELLIAN CROWLER — HAVE TAKEN AWAY HIS “OBELISK.” MANY ARE SAYING HE CAN’T EVEN BEAT “THE SLACKERS” IN DUELS ANYMORE — HE IS IN THE TINY RED DORM NOW. SAD!

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my chud son who i hate

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I'm catcalling dm monsters you didn't even know existed. Me and green phantom king go out and rip the wings off tenderness til we can shoot hoops with it. We ran a train on jack's knight while queen's knight was tied to a tree with aitsu. This shit ain’t nothing to me man.

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Just got placed on academic leave because I failed a Ra yellow for an essay where he argues that “Jupiter the Power Patron of Destruction” gives him religious reason to “have sex with the guy on living fossil”.