Loki No

Mischief-monger and resident alien.

[Loki No @CrownlessJester]

@CptSpangles That way you can go out in public AND still cause palpitations.

[Loki No @CrownlessJester]

@CptSpangles Jogging shorts?

[Loki No @CrownlessJester]

@CptSpangles Might cause a few heart palpitations, at worst.

[Loki No @CrownlessJester]

@CptSpangles Bliss and nothing else? Interesting look.

[Loki No @CrownlessJester]

I found the spangled briefs. Somebody tried to throw them away... again.

[Loki No @CrownlessJester]

@CptSpangles It's a wholly unfounded assumption, and frankly I'm tired of it. *Straight face*

[Loki No @CrownlessJester]

I didn't want to live in old Asgard, why would I want to live in New Asgard? https://t.co/xELvOejqps

[Loki No @CrownlessJester]

@CptSpangles The same can be said of people, sometimes.

[Thora, of Brooklyn @TempestOfAsgard]

[Father's Day is always ~ v e r y ~ strange for Thora.]

[Thora, of Brooklyn @TempestOfAsgard]

[Hard to find time to celebrate a man you have a negligible amount of respect left for.]

[Loki No @CrownlessJester]

@CptSpangles Only if it loved you back.

[Loki No @CrownlessJester]

@CptSpangles You saw nothing.

[Loki No @CrownlessJester]

@CptSpangles *Retreat retreat retreat*

[Loki No @CrownlessJester]

@CptSpangles *Makes a face. Not a yes-face*

[Loki No @CrownlessJester]

@CptSpangles ...Squelching.

[Loki No @CrownlessJester]

@CptSpangles Well... it probably helps that I don't taste very good to them anyway. You, on the other hand, are evidently delicious.

[Loki No @CrownlessJester]

Savage. https://t.co/c9Pe6eRVT3