Corinne Crownover

[:p @UnkleDell]

normalize dropping out of college and disappointing your family

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Your girlfriend doesn’t want heart shaped jewelry, I promise you. If you read this and still think she wants something heart shaped, I am willing to help you find something that isn’t ugly. This is my act of service to my fellow women.

[Brooke Leak @BrookeLeak2]

The grass is never greener on the other side, it’s greener where you water it.
One thing I’ve learnt this year is that if you’re in a shitty situation, it’s down to you to fix it. Things will never magically get better. If you don’t like it, get up and do something about it.

[Lumin @Lumintweets]

if ur significant other is liking pics of exes, ppl they’ve dealt with or inappropriate pictures, i truly think it’s disrespectful. stop calling ppl insecure. lusting online should never be okay. it’s not “just social media” ppl throw around the word insecure too much

[Emily Baker @emilycbaker_]

Anyone else’s car scared of their dad??
Car doesn’t start for me then I call my dad and it starts
Car makes weird noises and I ask my dad to drive it and it’s on it’s best behavior
Pretty rude

[Keith Norris @norrisrk]

If I was a rich squirrel, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.

[Country Words @Country_Words]

If it’s meant to be again, then someday he’ll find his way back to her arms. -Garth Brooks

[Corinne Crownover @Crownover22]

@AdultSh1t when your coworker won’t stop talking about her husbands colonoscopy #ta1kaboutugh #contest

[Corinne Crownover @Crownover22]

@ChickfilA has my heart

[sass queen @LifeOfAGirlxo]

If my future doesn’t include dancing around my kitchen on Sunday mornings while cooking pancakes & bacon and drinking coffee with the love of my life then I don’t want it

[Corinne Crownover @Crownover22]

my parents are older than Kwanzaa

[PrettyInPink @kcatwalk1]

Drink coffee and pretend you know what you're doing ☕️

[PrettyInPink @kcatwalk1]

Know who you are, know what you want, know what you deserve, and never settle for less.

[PrettyInPink @kcatwalk1]

I walk around like everything is fine but deep down inside my boot my sock is sliding off.

[PrettyInPink @kcatwalk1]

Don't date boys who don't know how to treat you, don't work a job you hate, and don't choose a cat instead of a dog.