Crusty

21 🇲🇽

[Crusty @Crrsty]

Tryna be a niche micro celeb this year 🤞

[Crusty @Crrsty]

At what point of small talk is it okay to ask if they have a bush

[Crusty @Crrsty]

Tomorrow im wearing my family guy shirt to the gym, ill let yall know how many numbers I get

[Crusty @Crrsty]

I want my piercings back but im just so lazy to get repierced

[Crusty @Crrsty]

Hawaiian BBQ you stuffed me 🥴

[Crusty @Crrsty]

Yo i swear I dont suck at monopoly but somehow im always out first

[Crusty @Crrsty]

Dude at the gym talking about some good morning, I will crush your skull with my below average strength

[Crusty @Crrsty]

Idc if you dont got tits or ass babe, I like coke zero

[Crusty @Crrsty]

If she asking if you could zelle her that's basically her asking for your phone number 👀👀 #wifedat

[Crusty @Crrsty]

Whos trying to go see Primetime with me 👀👀👀👀👀

[Crusty @Crrsty]

I really bought Fenty boxers for them to just sit in my drawer

[Crusty @Crrsty]

I would do the dick in the pizza box this Halloween but they dont got 4 inch pizzas 🙄

[Crusty @Crrsty]

I would eat ass in general

[Kai @Kaimadeu]

yall would eat ass if it was hot honey flavored 💔💔

[Crusty @Crrsty]

Im sorry I ran away when I pulled your panties to the side I got megalaphobia so when I saw your fat moose knuckle I got scared

[Crusty @Crrsty]

Nah i dont get internal bowel movements, I get internal bread motion #banger

[Crusty @Crrsty]

If girls had foreskin would it be on their clit

[Crusty @Crrsty]

We all had that on GAP sweater

[Crusty @Crrsty]

Happy bisexuality day

[Crusty @Crrsty]

Today's is the first day of reminded me how we fell out and I wasnt satisfied how it fell apart, so I was wondering if we can try again, try to fall in love again

[Crusty @Crrsty]

All these hoe going posts funny as hell cus they ain't happening to me, will judgement day be upon me soon?