Namer of Spiders

I make stuff up. All the time. Like... right now.
Spawn of @ixtohk (Z) and @nocodename26 (J); sibling to @SakuraUradai (S1).
Account run by @ixtohk

[Namer of Spiders @CrumbExplosion]

S2: *kicks sandals onto shoe mat*
*watches one roll half-off the mat*

*shrugs*
"... ... ...ish."

*walks away*

[By God, Man, Kissing!? @SakuraUradai]

S2, doing the Master Quest map in Hyrule Warriors (this is a pretty tough map!)

"Wait. I think I need a harp for the butterflies. And a waterbomb for the uUUUUUUUUUGH 😭"

[Namer of Spiders @CrumbExplosion]

S2: "What is this?"
Z: "It's a snake with a hat."
S2: "Like a snake MEME??"

[By God, Man, Kissing!? @SakuraUradai]

S2: We need evidence!
Me: We don't need evidence we just KNOW.
S2, without missing a beat: Know we need evidence >:3

[Namer of Spiders @CrumbExplosion]

S2: "Is there a slice of garlic pizza left?"
Z: "...We didn't make any garlic pizza."
S2: "GOOD."

[Namer of Spiders @CrumbExplosion]

S1: "You are entering the age of acne."
S2: "The age of agony?"
S1 & Z: "... ... ...welllllllllll....."

[Namer of Spiders @CrumbExplosion]

S2 is "having a puberty."

[Namer of Spiders @CrumbExplosion]

S2: "Foolish axolotl!"
Z: *sheds a proud tear at their perfect, proper pronunciation*

[Namer of Spiders @CrumbExplosion]

S2: "So much neosporin, now we can get so many cuts!"

[Namer of Spiders @CrumbExplosion]

S2, walking across the kitchen, eyes closed: "I'm walking alone, in the woods, at night."
Z: "...maybe you shouldn't?"

[Namer of Spiders @CrumbExplosion]

Dream sequence in TV show: "Oh, no, I'm naked at school!"
Z: "That would be embarrassing wouldn't it."
S2: "Ehhh."

[Namer of Spiders @CrumbExplosion]

I was trying to explain to S2 what sausage casing was and trying not to gross them out and they just go, "oh, you mean, like, pig intestines?"

[Namer of Spiders @CrumbExplosion]

Z: "You have such a good energy about you. Your soul is so bright."
S2: "*sigh* ...It's true."

[Namer of Spiders @CrumbExplosion]

S2: *sighhhhhh* "I'm not going to ask you for more things......."
Z: "... ... ...what do you want?"
S2: "Popcorn."

[Namer of Spiders @CrumbExplosion]

S2: "Dad, do you know everything?"
J: "I know SOMEthings."
S2: "LiIiiIiKe WhAaaAaaAt?!?"
J: "What would you like to know?"
S2: "Do you know... money?"
J: "Sure I do, we used to hang out every now and then."
S2: *eye roll* ---> *walks off*

[Namer of Spiders @CrumbExplosion]

When did the Soybean get this metal, signing their essays in LITERAL BLOOD, WTF

[Namer of Spiders @CrumbExplosion]

This kid does not have a pause button

[By God, Man, Kissing!? @SakuraUradai]

S2: *hums Jingle Bells before viciously tickling me* Rest In Tickles :)

Folks it is a solid 8:06 in the Morning

[Namer of Spiders @CrumbExplosion]

Tangerine Wolverine.
Tangwolverine?
Woltangerine?

[Namer of Spiders @CrumbExplosion]

J: "S2, could you go downstairs and fill up my water, please?"

S2: "Okay... thanks for the side quest."

[By God, Man, Kissing!? @SakuraUradai]

S2: *giggles*
Me: I hear a gigglebutt.
S2: *giggles louder* *pause* AND NOW YOU HEAR IT AGAIN