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@SeleneVoelkerVT @akascarletVT I love how stupid people are LOL

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@TrueShaggy2 Nah, I dont have $200+ for a game

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Cool, you made a pool of water.

Can we fix the fucking country yet?

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Panicans got real quiet. 👀

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@TrueShaggy2 Yeah I havent played them LOL

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Madden cover curse hit the whole team this time.

Seriously, fuck the Illinois taxes for making this a thing.
Also fuck the Bears ownership for doing it (even given the above statement is actually good reasoning)

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Statement from Chairman George H. McCaskey and President & CEO Kevin Warren:

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@Bizsnes *you cant do this on Nintendo..."

Bitch, I'm a SUPER Nintendo, watch this shit

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Ive been on this hill for years and thought I was alone LOL.

Thats my QB

[Captain Caleb @captaincaleb18]

Travis - "What's the best iconic Chicago food?"

Caleb - "Chicago tavern style pizza, honestly it's the best pizza I've had in my entire life."

Yeah Caleb knows ball 🍕

🎥: @newheightshow

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@Pantallideth1 I knew someone would get that reference LOL

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I'll be in my bunk

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

How did your team do in the month of May? 🤔

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@TrueShaggy2 All I can remember is Smash It Up which was on the Batman Forever(?) soundtrack

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10/10 - would throw poop grenades at BTs on your porch

[Micky D @DeMickyD]

Accepting my pizza delivery like a Death Stranding NPC:

Delivering this late at night? I appreciate hard working porters like you! *glances at it* Looks to be in good condition, this is why you're the best! *Gives plans for a ballistic shotgun*

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Hooman, is too hot, I sleep in direct sunlight on a weighted blanket to fix

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@WhiteHouse I'll talk shit about shit all I want - it's called "a description"
Are the big bad words hurting the pedo(s)?

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@Will_OC_BA @WhiteHouse Then you are fucking idiotic and support a convicted rapist. Enjoy hell and your false prophet bullshit!

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@TheAntOrtiz Ok hear me out. The Sox and the other Sox trade quite a bit, maybe that was a pregame "hey you want this guy whose name rhymes?" trade?

The Twins jersey for the Red Sox simply indicates both teams have really similar names.

Top tier gaming, truly ahead of it's time!

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To have personally setup and run a show with 4 (lets be honest here) bands that weren't top bill anymore - to see this all fall apart as it did says one of 2 things.

1. They were lied to about what the event was
2. They had contracts unsigned/unpaid

Either way, I have to laugh

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

AMERICA IS BACK Rally!

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Damn, those steroids he was on must have REALLY been something.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

FERNANDO TATIS JR. HAS HIT A HOME RUN IN 2026!

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@Bizsnes @geoffkeighley Geoff "Let AI kill off jobs I find beneath me like rideshare and brag about it like a fucking cunt" Keighley.

We aint gonna turn around and video record your fucking phone screen, you're not important, Geoff.

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@geoffkeighley @Waymo As a rideshare driver - fuck you on multiple counts here. Stop letting a fucking horrible company steal human gigs and put your fucking headphones in if you dont want the driver listening you dumbfuck.
If youre gonna claim they'll record it somehow, youre even dumber than I said