Cait

I used to be able to do the splits

[Cait @CrunchyCait]

I really wanna meet someone named Willis so I can ask them what they're talking about

[Cait @CrunchyCait]

Haven’t been on twitter since highscool...just unfollowed everyone but @BettyMWhite and @JabbaTheHutt #realfriends

[Cait @CrunchyCait]

@SuperGridSquid Hello my str8 female costar🌟

[Cait @CrunchyCait]

I can’t feel my face in this photo :) miss my mf friendz

[ry💫 @alteph_4]

Boolin downtown

[Sophia Masuda @aznpersuasion__]

2016 has definitely been the most life changing year

[elisabeth @threelisabeth]

please honor carrie fisher's wishes and include in her obituaries that she "drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra." ❤️❤️❤️

[KOAT.com @koat7news]

Britney Spears ‘fine and well’ despite Twitter hoax claiming she died https://t.co/i9R8dlAV3W

[Cait @CrunchyCait]

Be thankful for your family this Christmas, you may not get another one with them

[����Single Dad from a Hallmark movie🎄 @Pat_McKem]

This just in: Stanford University completely misses the point and learns nothing. https://t.co/biocMcokRp

[Adam Saleh @omgAdamSaleh]

We got kicked out of a @Delta airplane because I spoke Arabic to my mom on the phone and with my friend slim... WTFFFFFFFF please spread

[Cait @CrunchyCait]

I was saving Gilmore Girls: a year in the life for over break, and now I'm wildly emotional

[Tatered @tatered]

What if Starbucks is misspelling your name on purpose?

[Tatered @tatered]

Oh the weather outside is frightful
Due to climate change denial

[Tatered @tatered]

Oh look, it's Santa juggling chainsaws.

[Alexandra Taylor @alexanmtaylor]

Iceland Day 3.

[Cait @CrunchyCait]

Wow today is already awful.

[KOAT.com @koat7news]

Woman believed to be frozen to death in car turns out to be CPR mannequin https://t.co/k06YGcMLaR

[Cait @CrunchyCait]

Just spent 28 hrs this week trying to finish online math that apparently IM NOT EVEN REGISTERED FOR?!! my life is in shambles

[Cait @CrunchyCait]

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer...so you can smother them.

[Cait @CrunchyCait]

An older lady once told me that the algebra she learned in school is useful for when she sews. I'm never gonna sew, so I'm droppin out