Luke

Luke. 32, actor. Gym freak. Full time geek.

[Luke @CrushCarter]

Discover Langmate 🇯🇵 the Japanese app that connects you with real Japanese people, lets you exchange culture, and have fun learning languages! 🎉🎌 楽しみましょう！
https://t.co/HpFVqgUYJd

#Japan #nihongo #日本語 #learnjapanese #japaneselanguage #makefriends #Langmate

[Luke @CrushCarter]

@ScottishPower Most of your customers can’t afford your energy prices

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@_WFAs @ScottishPower @indivisa_fc @StarlingBank @UEFA @theterras @McDonalds @MSBWooltonWomen @ChelseaFCW @officiallydale Harassing my 63 year old disabled mother because she can’t keep up with your extortionate bills though 👌

[Luke @CrushCarter]

@hmtreasury @Jeremy_Hunt @iberdrola Why are you harassing my 63 yr old disabled mother with extortionate bills then? She doesn’t even run her heating but you’re threatening to invade her home.

[Luke @CrushCarter]

@ScottishPower Stop harassing my 63 yr old disabled mother because she can’t keep up with your imaginary bills.

She doesn’t even run her heating ffs.

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[Luke @CrushCarter]

2020. The year when -in the middle a pandemic- @UNICEF_uk @UNICEF stepped up and did what our government wouldn’t do. Look after it’s citizens. Feed hungry children. @Jacob_Rees_Mogg I know you don’t feel shame in your cold dead robot heart, but you should.

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@dpd_support where can I make a complaint? Your driver hid around the corner took a photo of our gate and then left. Why am I wasting my time?

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@VMWMWMWMWMW I’ve added you if you’re hosting? LACarter91

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@uglyfatlezbian Added if it’s not too late

[Luke @CrushCarter]

The Little Rhino & Other Short Stories by Luke Carter — Kickstarter #kickstarter #ChildrensBooks https://t.co/bVyaOdESnH

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@NianticHelp this research task won’t go up after I do trainer battles can you help?

[Luke @CrushCarter]

@BungieHelp can you dm me? Having some issues and need help.

[Luke @CrushCarter]

@Hermesparcels can somebody help me? You said you delivered myparcel yesterday but it wasn’t to me and there hasn’t been a parcel left in our courtyard.

[Luke @CrushCarter]

@RishiSunak the only thing you’ve accomplished so far is an increased spread of Covid19 and greater unemployment. Well done.

[Luke @CrushCarter]

@RishiSunak if you and your spoilt brat friends in government are going to continue insulting the arts remember to never read a book, listen to music, attend a gallery, watch TV, etc again. If you have artwork in your home. Take it down.

[Luke @CrushCarter]

Little review of #thegentlemen up on my WordPress. https://t.co/OcCO85spfV

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#WakandaForever

[Luke @CrushCarter]

Eating dinner at 11pm like when we were teenagers.