Ezreal

I've got the press knocking at my door, autographs to sign, people to see...Such is the life of a prodigal explorer. Can you say the same?. //#LeagueRP

[Ezreal @CruxExplorer]

Ezreal's descent into the world of a mad man

Read: https://t.co/II8rAB0hN5

[Ezreal @CruxExplorer]

'When did Lux become so judgemental?'

[Ezreal @CruxExplorer]

'FFFFFFUAAA...I definitely take care of myself, Lux'

[Luxanna Crownguard @LadyLuminosity]

"Its because you don't use deodorant and only take bubblebaths"

[Ezreal @CruxExplorer]

'I take a vacation for....like...a few months. I get back. Everyone has moved from the city?. Hello???'

[Ezreal @CruxExplorer]

'Where the fuck is everyone??'

[Ezreal @CruxExplorer]

"Gah!. What the hell?. What's with the sudden chill!?. I didn't even wear my jacket out today!. This sucks!."

Ez ruffles into his t-shirt, trying to stay warm.

[Ezreal @CruxExplorer]

//YO MY FOLLOWING LIST HAS GONE TO ZERO. If you guys follow me. Can you pls like this tweet so i can follow you back again? tyy ty ty ty

[Ezreal @CruxExplorer]

"Holy SHIT. I am back and....welp none of you have changed. Go figure."

[Ezreal @CruxExplorer]

“Happy Father’s Day!”
He exclaimed as he hugged @MercilessCold

[Ezreal @CruxExplorer]

“—Yeah well fuuuuuuck you too”

[Ezreal @CruxExplorer]

“—Yo what’s this about someone’s neck and back?”

[Ezreal @CruxExplorer]

“Daddy!?”

[Ezreal @CruxExplorer]

“....”

He takes his gauntlet off.

“....my hand!”

[𝐒𝐄𝐉𝐔𝐀𝐍𝐈 @nordurIjos]

❝ And what is beneath your gauntlet? ❞

[Ezreal @CruxExplorer]

“I AM THE CHAMPION MY FRIENDS. ~BOW BOW BOW~. And I’ll keep on FIGHTING TILL THE END~”

[Ezreal @CruxExplorer]

“—You know Lux did that to me once. The knocking out bit.”

[Ezreal @CruxExplorer]

“I consider myself popular. Hell. I’m even popular in the future apparently...”

[Ezreal @CruxExplorer]

“SHIT. Sorry. That was probably really loud.”

[Ezreal @CruxExplorer]

“She has armour boobs!”

[Ezreal @CruxExplorer]

“Woah...”

[𝐒𝐄𝐉𝐔𝐀𝐍𝐈 @nordurIjos]

What is beneath the armour?

Another armour.

[Ezreal @CruxExplorer]

“I’m in love!. But I don’t think they love me.”

[Ezreal @CruxExplorer]

“So...I AM useful!?”