Caroline Porter

mother | beach hut enthusiast | Australian in London | business of data | commodities |

[Caroline Porter @Cryan2020]

Love this 😁 https://t.co/ld5Q0q2zBF

[Joshua H. Davidson @dasjoshua]

Your smile is your logo. Your personality is your business card. The way that you make others feel is your trademark.

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

Margaret, 90, had gotten outside twice before her son Keith installed cameras. He expected to find footage of the problem.
He found something else. Every single night for nine months their golden retriever Flynn had already been at the front door before Margaret reached the hallway.
Blocking. Redirecting. Taking her sleeve and guiding her back to bed. Thirty-seven documented nights. Not once had she made it outside. Margaret's neurologist watched the recording and said: "I have worked in memory care for twenty-three years. Flynn is performing structured redirection. He built every component of it on his own." Keith said: "He figured it out the first night."

[Be Believing @Be_Believing]

The mascot had no idea that approaching the security guard would turn into one of the most legendary moments in Astros history.

[Caroline Porter @Cryan2020]

@Avabelly__

[Caroline Porter @Cryan2020]

@shairnn This is a bot account

[Caroline Porter @Cryan2020]

@Keir_Starmer Why is harmful content okay for over 16s? Restricting kids and not regulating tech & social media clean up for ALL users shows #Starmer totally missed the point and has no plan. Locking up kids but letting criminals free to prey on the vulnerable? @UKLabour protecting donations…

[P @mustibeau]

So this was my GP practice at 1240 on a Monday, the busiest day! When I asked for an appointment I was told two weeks but needed to call tomorrow! #talkradio #NHS #keir #gp #

[Caroline Porter @Cryan2020]

@MartinSLewis why is there not UK regulation to protect people from Bots - ie any caller needs to declare if they are / are not a Bot and you accept this before they go straight to their call purpose/ scam. @Keir_Starmer needs to do more to protect us from bad actors and #scammers.

[Caroline Porter @Cryan2020]

@fesshole Do you have a fake social media profile? how deep are you in the hole 🕳️ Ian -Adam?

[Caroline Porter @Cryan2020]

@Tesco why are your home deliveries so ridiculously unreliable and your call centres so ill equipped - another non-delivery today - app told me for 2 hours I was the next delivery. Total no show. Just like the last few times. #late #late #noshow #everlittlehelps #tesco

[Caroline Porter @Cryan2020]

@ratemyplatenow You are in a pub it’s obvious - look at the chip basket and beer glass.

[Caroline Porter @Cryan2020]

@ratemyplatenow boiled egg on Toest

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Christmas cookie tutorial

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

SNL did good on this one, not gonna lie.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

It's time to cleanse your timeline with this wholesome thread 🧵

1. The story of 'Doodlebug', an orphaned baby kangaroo who was found on the side of the road, a little baby about two months old.

Tim Beshara and his mum Gillian Abbott who is a wildlife caretaker took care of him, and gave him a teddy bear for comfort, and he wouldn't stop hugging it. 🥹

[Caroline Porter @Cryan2020]

@TicTocTick fake news

[Caroline Porter @Cryan2020]

@parkerworth waffle 🧇

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Halloween, here we come! 🎃

[Caroline Porter @Cryan2020]

@MulopuNana cupcake ��� ?

[Caroline Porter @Cryan2020]

@fesshole we’re you on band camp?