i like how their first instinct is "it’s fake food" and not "it’s poor quality produce that wasn’t conserved properly in the supply chain" so now instead of advocating for better food regulations they just spat out conspiracy theories online
*sees a girl post a copy of de sade*
*clicks page*
“figs and sardines are so perverse”
“franz kafka was just a girl”
“im like if a lamb smoked cigarettes and walked 50k steps a day”
Hunter Biden is a 90 IQ crackhead who had sex with a bunch of black child prostitutes, he’s paying some indian to write posts that will “play well” with “the youth,” so mistakes like “going fuck yourself saar” slip out.