Mark Britten

"El cielo es azul / but don't go tellin' everyone..." - Conor Oberst - "Eagle On A Pole"

[Mark Britten @cryomaniac]

@NoContextBrits @JRandallDesign Does remind me that I once had a dream which included a restaurant named something to the effect of "The Swan Wrestlers".

[Liam 🇵🇸 @Hezbolsonaro]

Lebanon: One MP casts a ballot for Bernie Sanders for President. Speaker Nabih Berri goes “what?”

Unfortunately Bernie is not eligible for the position as he is not a Maronite Christian.

[Ken Bruce @RealKenBruce]

So sorry to hear the news about the great Johnnie Walker. Not only was he a wonderful broadcaster but also a man of great personal strength and kindness.

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

CC Sabathia's $500,000 Intentional Hit By Pitch.

"I don't really make decisions based on money, I guess. I just felt like it was the right thing to do."

CC needed 6 more outs to get the innings bonus in his final start of the regular season in 2018.

[Jay Rayner @jayrayner1]

This is weird. According to the Mail, Express and others I was part of a controversial episode of Saturday Kitchen. Except I wasn't (though the listings wrongly said I was). Is it possible the people who wrote these stories didn't actually watch the show?
https://t.co/1Zr9dJGXHK

[G.S. Quay @hemingquay]

I thought my favorite thread in Twitter history had been deleted and lost forever, but it turns out my friend had screenshots.

See replies for the rest.

[Mark Britten @cryomaniac]

@drilbot_nono Most normal Metal Gear Solid 2 communication.

[Rejected Wintbot_neo Tweets @drilbot_nono]

soon to enjoy Pizza Hut themed gay bath-house,, sssSSStrange Architecture and Ceilings I Have Named in Sleep!!

[Uncrewed @Uncrewed]

Some notable write-in votes for President from Vermont:

3 people voted for Pedro
5 people voted for Taylor Swift
2 people voted for Washington Commanders QB Jayden Daniels
1 person voted for Diddy, the Hawk Tuah girl, and John Pork (different voters of course)

[Mark Britten @cryomaniac]

@Uncrewed @Mill226 I wish all states did this in a format that's as easy to find and read.

[Ellen @ellenfromnowon]

this is most of you btw

[Mark Britten @cryomaniac]

@chloes_backup1 bonus points if one of the Republicans later defects to the Libertarians again.

[Mark Britten @cryomaniac]

@mchooyah Interesting way to come out, I suppose 🤷‍♂️

[Bob Harris 💙 @WhisperingBob]

This is a closure notice… because after much thought I have decided to withdraw from this forum.
I enjoyed Twitter when I first joined but now I’m totally opposed to the direction it has taken - and seeing @elonmusk onstage at Madison Square Garden was the final straw…

[wint @dril]

no bevis

[Mark Britten @cryomaniac]

@ManuclearBomb "More weight!" And "Let's roll!" have got to be up there too though.

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

“Bless you, boys.”🫡

“Homer, those are MSN emojis.”

“I know.”🥲

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

new Mozart dropped before The Winds of Winter

[Nick Cohen @NickCohen4]

Celebrity endorsements usually don't matter and can be counterproductive Who wants privileged people bossing them? Not so with Taylor Swift who, cleverly, isn't so much telling people what to vote, but encouraging them to vote and showing them how to vote, and doing it very well

[Mark Britten @cryomaniac]

@johnkrausphotos @rookisaacman You've got to go to space one day John!