Priest

Some faceless guy from Ohio. | I’m somehow 20. | Formerly TipsyValentine | #1 Lorna Shore fan

[Priest @CryoPriest]

CryoPriest.

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i’ve been considering re-branding my online persona.
TipsyValentine is just a kinda retarded thing i improvised when i was like twelve, and i want my online persona to be something that’s unique to me, that has some kinda personal meaning, you know?

[Priest @CryoPriest]

all that money for makeup and not one cent went towards a fucking dentist appointment???

[Ŧheodore's Agenda 🐍 @MyFakeDenim]

getting ready to kill myself

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pizza rolls are just chicken nuggets with pizza filling

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@staleletters @kuukyokun @ndless813 @LookAtMyMeat1 why are you imagining them bouncing on cock? kinda weird bro

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@Phantonoid @discord laughed harder at this than i'd like to admit

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@MadvocateYT i laughed harder at this than i’d like to admit

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@wyalucid this can't be a real guy

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@RaccoonEggs missed you more than you know my man

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@stoppfeenin mf was not lying

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sometimes i wish twitter had a laugh react button like Facebook does so i could laugh at you clowns without giving you the satisfaction of reading my thoughts.

[˗ˏˋ Hop Liz ♡ ˊˎ˗ @Admirablw]

Hornet does not have boobs and her legs are sticks stop objectifying women

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@McNasty @TMZ it looks like a card either Soup or Doo would use in Cards Against Humanity.

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@Alice3DS 0/10 rage bait, do better.

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@validclipx has this retard EVER had a good take??

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crazy to me that this dude just doesn't exist now

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bro blocked me over the squallet

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i let my dick make decisions sometimes, call that cocknitive thinking

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coochie so stank she makes pickles outta cucumbers with it

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bang bitches wit diarrhea, like stopping a running faucet with your finger

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@TheFaithSheriff is it going to be this one again?

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@TedClaxton94 @arrakunrin

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@b1uexor roblox players? just call them retards.

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@SayoriSign she privated lol