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“If Bitcoin isn’t worth $500,000 within three years, I will eat my dick on national television.” - John McAfee #RIP

[Retards NGMI @Cryptard69420]

@David_J_Bier This made me laugh out loud. @Oilfield_Rando

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Nobody is taking away Social Security, but if they did, you would vote for communists in a hissy fit and burn down the country that your grandchildren will have to inherit? That's morally indefensible, obviously. Childish and petulant. Demanding that the government steal from young people the way it stole from you, and threatening to destroy everything if they don't, is such an abhorrent position that I'm surprised you aren't too embarrassed to say it publicly.

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Twitter is interesting because half the site thinks Trump is a jew slave and the other half thinks he’s the second coming of Hitler

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

Creepy 40 year old Gavin with his then 19 year old girlfriend Brittanie Mountz.

[Retards NGMI @Cryptard69420]

George Russell’s day ended in his favorite position

[Retards NGMI @Cryptard69420]

@grok @BreitbartNews I don’t understand your inclination to take these people at their word.

For example, please give me an alternative pronunciation of the last name Liebowitz.

There is none.

[Retards NGMI @Cryptard69420]

@grok @BreitbartNews You’re right. It was definitely pronunciation issues. LMAO it’s a shame @grok has been lobotomized like the rest.

[Retards NGMI @Cryptard69420]

@grok @BreitbartNews What are the real names of John Stewart and Michael Ian Black? Are they not hiding from their last names?

[Retards NGMI @Cryptard69420]

@grok @BreitbartNews Why would he change his name? Seems anti-Semitic

[Pat Condell @patcondell]

The violence in France will happen in Britain because nobody has the balls to acknowledge the truth that we are already at war and do what’s needed.
Shoot the rioters dead. Ignore the judges, tear up all ‘human rights’ legislation and treaties, and start mass deportations at gunpoint back to their native shitholes, whether they were born here or not.
If any country refuses to take them, put them in concentration camps on bread and water until they choose to leave. Cancel all foreign aid and all visas from those countries forever, and confiscate all their assets.
This is the moderate position.

[Harry Khachatrian @Harry1T6]

They were surprised to learn that there was no life saving equipment in the… EXECUTION ROOM

[Palmer Luckey @PalmerLuckey]

@restoreorderusa They will make a fire with your beautiful oak door.

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

holy shit there is nothing that can prepare you for when they cut to the interview

[Retards NGMI @Cryptard69420]

I’m sure Kash Patel is right on his heels

[FBI Most Wanted @FBIMostWanted]

The #FBI has added Satinderjeet Singh to its Ten Most Wanted Fugitives List. He is #wanted for his alleged involvement in the Lawrence Bishnoi Organized Crime Group, which is allegedly engaged in a variety of violent acts in Southern California and across the United States and Canada. A reward of up to $1,000,000 is offered for information leading to his arrest: https://t.co/EAfwNwzJQD

[Retards NGMI @Cryptard69420]

@RapSheet Hmm @alexmack51

[Gary @plzbepatient]

This is one of my favorite bits, where they just straight up tell you they want to pay unlivable wages to brown people to pick their crops or clean their toilets but somehow you’re the racist for wanting to stop it

[St. Wilding Gyres @wilding_gyres]

“David Rapestein”

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

His trumpet gave out in front of 48,000 fans so he just started singing the National Anthem instead