I JUST GOT A SECOND JOB! i got hired by the fbi to post “does anyone else ever feel like dying and taking as many people as possible with them” in random discords and i enter all respondents in a sql database with their mental illness criteria from their straw page
You can only be a sensitive young man if you’re 16 or if you have ten million dollars. If you’re 27 and broke you have really need to keep that shit inside until you have motion
I think I've said this before but the closest you can get to adapting House of Leaves is to make it so Zampano is a wendigoon type YouTuber who's videos are re-uploaded by Johnny, who adds himself in randomly to talk about the reupload process
the other day I overheard my apprentice ask, can a wizard borrow a spell slot? and my first thought wasn’t “oh my god, he’s calling himself a wizard”, it was now how is a wizard gonna borrow a slot - wizard, is you gonna give it back?
It's gonna be really hilarious when the first Kagurabachi episode airs & some random account posts the "fresh hatred" scene with some caption like "THIS is the anime people have been hyping up for the past year???"