Rose Lalonde. || TentacleTherapist ➐

Cryptozoologist. • 💜 @JadeBloodMom 💚 •

[Rose Lalonde. || TentacleTherapist ➐ @CrypticRosemary]

...
We done it.

This is most definitely the happiest I’ve, ever been. I know for a fact this is not a mistake, it’s wonderful.

It sounds cheesy, but I truly love Kanaya more than words can even say. To be here, marrying her... I can’t even describe it.

Thank you. All of you.

[Rose Lalonde. || TentacleTherapist ➐ @CrypticRosemary]

Out of all the people to be Anti-Semetic, I never would have expected it to be Nepeta.

[Rose Lalonde. || TentacleTherapist ➐ @CrypticRosemary]

@CEOofIrony Always knew he was bad, and now he’s pissing on my wife... Fuck you, Dirk.

[Rose Lalonde. || TentacleTherapist ➐ @CrypticRosemary]

@CEOofIrony Oh, that is lovely. Tell them I said hi.

[Rose Lalonde. || TentacleTherapist ➐ @CrypticRosemary]

@CEOofIrony Yes, I suppose that is true... I will think of something.

[Rose Lalonde. || TentacleTherapist ➐ @CrypticRosemary]

@CEOofIrony No.

[Rose Lalonde. || TentacleTherapist ➐ @CrypticRosemary]

@CEOofIrony Well, some creature named Nico was here, John actually smiled. I don’t know what the fuck is going on, but I am getting a new kitten, so all is okay.

[Rose Lalonde. || TentacleTherapist ➐ @CrypticRosemary]

@CEOofIrony Maybe it was Kan, pfft. I have some, catch.

[Rose Lalonde. || TentacleTherapist ➐ @CrypticRosemary]

@CEOofIrony Weird way to say it. Get some food.

[Rose Lalonde. || TentacleTherapist ➐ @CrypticRosemary]

@CEOofIrony ... You need to eat, Dave. That’s what. Or use the bathroom. Or both...

[Rose Lalonde. || TentacleTherapist ➐ @CrypticRosemary]

@CEOofIrony You did not have to phrase it like that, Brother.

Well, at least get a bucket. What made you feel like you’re about to... Spew chunks... If you remember.

[Rose Lalonde. || TentacleTherapist ➐ @CrypticRosemary]

@CEOofIrony Dave, you say this everyday.

[Rose Lalonde. || TentacleTherapist ➐ @CrypticRosemary]

@CEOofIrony The fuck is a Nico Nico Smile? Bitch, I will kill you.

[Rose Lalonde. || TentacleTherapist ➐ @CrypticRosemary]

@CEOofIrony I could say the exact same, what is Your problem? Why are you here?

[Rose Lalonde. || TentacleTherapist ➐ @CrypticRosemary]

@CEOofIrony Disgusting. What the fuck.

[Rose Lalonde. || TentacleTherapist ➐ @CrypticRosemary]

@CEOofIrony What the fresh hell.

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[Rose Lalonde. || TentacleTherapist ➐ @CrypticRosemary]

@JadebloodMom ... Maybe.

[Rose Lalonde. || TentacleTherapist ➐ @CrypticRosemary]

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