Cryptic Thief

Straight, single male, in my 30’s. lover of (.Y.) 😘 over 18’s only! 🔞 DM’s open but I’m not buying whatever it is you’re selling.

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@samanthacallow4 We’re all busy watching Germany lose. Give it 35 minutes for the game to finish and it’ll liven up I’m sure 🤣

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@Poshgirl385 Fireball again! It’s like you want me to fancy you 😏

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Which country has the naughtiest girls 🤔 put your nations flag in the comments to vote. My vote is 🇺🇸

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@JessMUFCx You misspelt it’s a t not a h 👀 haha

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@421girl1 Feel free to dm me 😏

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@421girl1 Just scrolled your page 😩🥵

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In that shit time where UK are asleep and USA haven’t work up yet 😒

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That hydration break was longer than Hadrians wall

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@JessMUFCx

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Can Brazil stay in this tournament for as long as possible please 🙏. Fuck their football I just want more of their female fans on my screen 🥵😏

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@piizzazi Omw 😉

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@thataquamoon Starting off in spoons is fine, it’s when you end the night in spoons that you’ve had a nightmare 🤣

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@EllieTran11 Fine you win I’ll receive them 🙄🤣

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@mollyringwurm17 👀

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Feel like Saibari is gonna be tournament top goal scorer and Morocco will make the semi’s, there’s always that random player/team every World Cup, my bet is it’s them

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@Miss_K_UK Easy boob access 🤷🏻‍♂️ seems reasonable to me 😏

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@fireman_448 Aww good boy 🐶

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@Tootsie_xPop Consider me distracted 🥵 good job it’s half time 🤣

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@JessMUFCx Fuck that, I got Haiti in sweepstake. Let’s go!! 🇭🇹 💪🏻🤣

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When she licks up the shaft then takes it all in her mouth