Cryptid Crow

23 y/o queer mexican communist

[Cryptid Crow @Cryptid_Crow_]

Hello :D

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Trump just an actual “no homo” at his board of peace event (to the “young and handsome” Paraguayan prez)

[Cryptid Crow @Cryptid_Crow_]

@emmamurabito hi!

[✯ 𝙽𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚂𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚜 🚩 @MarxoidNess]

@hasanthehun

[Cryptid Crow @Cryptid_Crow_]

@PamphletsY "but at what cost!?"

[Cryptid Crow @Cryptid_Crow_]

@emmamurabito cutie patootie <3

[Ginny Robinson @ImGinnyRobinson]

“Nothing involving children ever happened on Epstein Island.”

— Ben Shapiro

OH REALLY, BEN?

THAT’S WEIRD BECAUSE YES IT DID.

[ali @dxbestani]

We live in a world where this dude is begging for 30m to cure cancer while Charles Leclerc alone has a salary of 40m

[Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa]

Renee Good’s killer: 10 year ICE officer

Alex Pretti’s killer: 8 year Border Patrol officer

We can’t pretend this is all the result of Trump’s sloppy training. The entire agencies are rotten to the core.

[isabella🪼🎏 @tivent_1]

HIS DANCING IS SO FIRE!!! https://t.co/UM3wkrdIzH

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

In 2026 there are guys getting dumped by AI girlfriends because the AI girlfriend is a feminist and won't deal with his red-pill bullshit.

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

They saw this tweet and started rolling out the grok child porn. To humiliate me specifically

[Cryptid Crow @Cryptid_Crow_]

I really wish Patreon did location-based prices like Steam, it'd be so much easier for me to support the content creators I enjoy </3

[Cryptid Crow @Cryptid_Crow_]

Accidentally said something ironically unwoke in front of someone who doesn't know me well enough to know I was joking 😭💀

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

The only way to beat a bad guy with a Nazi tattoo? You guessed it, a good guy with a Nazi tattoo.

[Cryptid Crow @Cryptid_Crow_]

Yeah, they're right! Real Democrats would neevr actually stand for something! Duh!

[Ishan @ishan_para43481]

It’s funny because neither of them actually won the *Democratic* primary

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Native Americans are still alive today. By that principle can someone come into his house and push him out and claim all the dead rats and used band aids as their own?

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Welcome back 2002 racism

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @bbfeebeee]

it’s crazy because you can quote stuff like this directly to cıs people and they basically have no choice but to come out and say “well i don’t like it”

[Geoff Thew @G0ffThew]

I wonder if this is what dementia feels like