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[CryptoMac @CryptMac_eth]

Changing Perception of Utility in Memes
🚨The Complete Guide to $MELLOW @mellow0x69

❓TLDR - What is $Mellow?
🪙 Boy's Club Meme Coin - Matt Furie owns 5%
🤝Partnered With @DEXToolsApp - Utility Rev
🛠️Utilities - Raid Bot + Volume Market Maker Bot
💰 Raid Bot Est Max Revenue = $600k+/month
🏁When Raid Bot? - Expected Launch Next Week
💰 Volume MM Bot Est Max Revenue=$1Mil+/month
🏁When MM Bot? - Expected Launch Next Week
🔬More Utility/Partners TBA - Deep Dive Below⏬

2024: "Meme coins doing utility are cringe.."
*$MELLOW builds $1Mil+ /month revenue utilities*
2025: "Meme coins not building utility are cringe.."

📢Prelude
If you read this thread, verify the info, and still don't see how @mellow0x69 is positioning itself for a MASSIVE run this cycle then move along..
This is the single highest level conviction play you'll find in the space below 10Mil MC. The following is my understand of all things $MELLOW after holding for 1 month.
Here we go, enjoy👇

⁉️ What's The Meme?
$MELLOW aka Matt Furie's Mellow Man is a Boys Club character, a loyal friend of $PEPE and $BRETT. @mellow0x69 inserts himself seamlessly into the core @Matt_Furie narrative.

Like a long lost relative that suddenly gets added into the main cast of your favorite TV show after the 3rd season.. Providing some much needed comic relief, anchoring the show for the remainder of its runtime.

The team made a Youtube series that tells Mellow Man's story within the Boy's Club(worth a watch its funny):
https://t.co/LviPq3GmWp

Mellow Man just wants chill vibes with his boys in his Lambo, get some dime-piece head on his yacht, and join the Boy's Club on the moon in the private jet.
🏎️✌️⛴️💦✈️🌕

🤝 The Dextools Partnership
Official Partnership Announcement:
https://t.co/UbuAHPng90

2 Weeks ago it was announced that @mellow0x69 has partnered with @DEXToolsApp. Pending the successful launch of $MELLOW's first 2 utilities (Market Maker and Raid Bot), Dextools will have the right of first refusal on any and all future Mellow tools. @mellow0x69 has a agreed to a % split with Dextools on any and all revenue generated from $MELLOW tech.

I shouldn't need to remind you the https://t.co/cB2lG9ybZl is the single biggest crypto aggregator in the world! 99% of all new coins are listed on Dextools. All new coin launches need to update their project info on Dextools to appear legitimate.

What do you think those Dev's will see when they go to purchase their listing update?
Perhaps they will see a promotional ad at the checkout screen that reads:
" Dextools Products Powered By $MELLOW "
That has a nice ring to it eh??

When have you ever seen one of the biggest aggregators in the space partner with a low cap coin below $10Mil?
@DEXToolsApp has seen the tech, and they've deemed it worthy enough to attach their name to it.

Everybody in the space uses https://t.co/cB2lG9ybZl. Even if you prefer a different aggregator site, you still need to use Dextools in some capacity or another as a trader..
I can think of no better partner to serve as a primary distribution network for $MELLOW utility products.

⁉️ When/How Moon? Utilities + Ecosystem

🛠️Utility #1 - Volume Market Maker Bot
This tool is a volume bot that is designed to automatically trade pre-allocated funds on a chart over the course of 24 hours. Providing consistent volume metrics needed to attract new buyers. It will allow Devs to fund up to 30 wallets and have them simultaneously trade in seemingly organic volumes and intervals.

The current Volume Bots on the market lack the ability to trade in a human-like manner that does not register as organic volume.

The team has cracked the code on what kind of volume is needed to organically appear on trending services by trading varying amounts in staggered intervals. When utilized properly, projects will need to spend less on high-end trending services to achieve a level of volume that attracts new buyers.

If you've seen $MELLOW consistently popping up on Dextools and Dexscreener "Hot Pairs" list, now you understand why. The bot just works.. 💪

This utility will be available on the following chains:
$ETH $SOL $BASE $BSC

Estimated Release - 1 Week. Development Complete
Estimated Max Revenue - $1Mil+ Per Month

🛠️Utility #2 - Raid Bot
There are quite a few raid bots out there, and just about all of them do the same thing. @mellow0x69 is aiming to optimize efficiency by linking its bot directly to twitter through telegram.

$MELLOW is able to connect directly to twitter via their API, allowing them to scrape the data of people that are raiding. This will create an automatic leaderboard system that can appropriately rank and reward raiders based on activity.

IT'S REAL!!
" DextRaidBot | Powered by Mellow " 🤯

Revenue for this utility is based on the amount advertising listings sold.
You can advertise on $MELLOW's raid bot here:
https://t.co/h93pIgN4Gw

Estimated Release - 1 Week. Live in Public TG
Estimated Max Revenue - $600K+ Per Month

🛠️Utility #3 - Marketing Management Tool
This is being designed for managing influencer marketing workload, keeping track of a project's influencers. Who's tweeting? What does their tweet engagement look like? How effective is an influencer in terms of their cost to the project?

All of this is to be auto-managed inside an app, taking away the painstaking process of manually documenting this in a google doc. What would normally take a lot of time and probably an addition staff member, will now be automatically tracked in real time. Saving a project's money and resources, focusing on a team's ROI in terms of marketing.

This tool also includes an order book for micro-influencers. A project can now set a marketing budget, place influencer requests in an order book for that budget, and have influencers sign up through a portal to receive a portion of those funds dependent on the workload they produce via a point system.

Estimated Release - 8+ weeks.
Estimated Max Revenue - TBD

🛠️Utility #4 - OTC Desk
This utility is an Over-The-Counter trading desk that will be used for facilitating very large transactions including but not limited to:
-Adding Liquidity
-Buybacks
-Exchange Listings
-Mass Marketing

This utility has just been announced by the team so the information is limited at this time.

⁉️Rev Share?
Answer: No.
With residual income flowing in, $MELLOW's team cannot risk a revenue share mechanic that is deemed to be considered a "Security". Because as we know, that invites another level of potential regulation and legal turmoil. The team cannot risk not being eligible to be listed on the big exchanges when the time comes.

But let me ask you..
When the team is doing massive buybacks and supply burns with their potentially enormous revenue stream, isn't that pretty much the same thing as rev share?
If you want rev share.. Just hold the token and watch the team make your bag go up in value.
There's your rev share 😂

Personally, I prefer this method. "Rev Share" is buzzword bait that is almost never able to be executed properly on a large scale because of current governance restrictions. If a team promises rev share, it should raise potential red flags because it falls under a major legal grey area. Don't get lost in the sauce.

✍️Final Note on The Team's Revenue Income
You might think that a team making that much potential income should implement rev share, but no rev share is way more bullish in relation to the $MELLOW token price..

1. The team get's paid in eth/usdt from income.
2. The team has 0 reason to sell any $MELLOW tokens because they are making money from utilities, ensuring a big chunk of supply stays untouched.
3. Influencers/marketing/KOLS get paid in eth/usdt.
4. Influencers are not able to dump the price of the chart because they are not paid in $MELLOW.

The @mellow0x69 team has created an infrastructure that keeps $MELLOW's expenses, overhead, and operating costs away from the chart. This approach should directly correlate to an extremely healthy chart price that is never facing large amounts of sell pressure at any one time. 📈

⁉️Behind The Scenes. Who's The Team?
@mellow0x69 is a CTO Team is led by Phil (technical side) and @EnglishApeCalls (key influencer). Phil has worked in the space since 2016 as a marketing specialist. After years of experience making big connections, Phil saw an opportunity to fill the void with much needed marketing-related tech within the space.

Phil started his own marketing agency 3.5 years ago and got to work. He leads a team of 20+ people, including 2 full-time Devs who are passionate about capitalizing on potentially overlooked forms of revenue. They've targeted the under-optimized market of raid bots and volume bots, citing significant weaknesses in the available products currently on the market.

After investing in the development of these tools, Phil's plan was to launch his own coin with this tech as a revenue-generating catalyst. At which time he discovered $MELLOW. Mellow was abandoned by it's original Dev and Phil fell in love with the meme. He decided to scrap his original coin idea, transitioning all of his resources and infrastructure into the @mellow0x69 CTO.

The outlook of the team and its tech come down to 3 key fundamentals:
-Is there a need for it? ☑️
-Do you have competitors?☑️
Limited and soft competition
-Have you got a distribution network? ☑️
@DEXToolsApp direct promotion and distribution of $MELLOW utilities with more potential partnerships to be announced.

✅Phil has the connections and resources to actually deliver on his promises. Case and point, the Dextools partnership.. I dare you to research $MELLOW and find a box that Phil and Company have left unchecked.

🏁 Conclusion - Acceptance of a Cultural Norm
❓Utility in Meme Coins has a negative stigma? Why?
Simple Answer, it's a narrative that's been cultivated by "Devs" and influencers to easily convince you to invest and pump their bags.

For whatever reason, the meme coin community has accepted this norm. Our widespread compliance has allowed meme coin "Devs" and KOLS to extract money out of your wallet without actually working to provide any value or legitimate reason to buy.

And we wonder why there are so many rugs and paid shills that shamelessly pump and dump your bags? In current market conditions it's just that easy and requires almost 0 effort.
Let's make the change!

🫵 Call To Action - Do Better
Every team and community calls for 1Bil MC.. If you listen to an hour long Spaces/VC and the team doesn't address how they plan to acquire literal MILLIONS in funds needed to eventually be listed on major CEX's to achieve $1Bil MC, dip the F outta there.
Stop supporting larp and start supporting builders.

We need to do better and hold our community leaders accountable. You can do this by supporting projects that attempt to provide legitimate value in the space. $MELLOW is filling a void and it's refreshing to see.

Will it take a few months for $MELLOW's products and tools to gain full traction and generate significant income? Of course.. But with @DEXToolsApp directly promoting and distributing these tools as their own products, we should see this revenue stream taking effect on the token price sooner rather than later. When income begins getting injected into this chart, a MASSIVE snowball effect should commence..
Don't be late to the party.

I'll gladly hold with max conviction.
Cya on the PJ friends!
🤝🚀

$MELLOW @mellow0x69 #Dextools @DEXToolsApp
$ETH $PEPE $BRETT #crypto #memecoin

🔗Official Links and Resources
✍️Ticker: $MELLOW
💻Site: https://t.co/ws6MyfUjvm
📢X: @mellow0x69
⌨️TG: https://t.co/I2ww5cdWC1
🔎CA: (0x69 prefix, same as $PEPE)
0x6942040b6d25d6207e98f8e26c6101755d67ac89
📈 Chart: https://t.co/eRcbhrrY0A
🎙️Dextools Partnership Announcement -
https://t.co/UbuAHPng90
🛣️Roadmap - https://t.co/XfEQKxgTjX
📜Whitepaper - https://t.co/Hkwdcn0Hsd
🔬Spaces Breakdown of Utilities and Ecosystem -
https://t.co/E4rc5hoRPP
🔊Advertise With $MELLOW Raid Bot -
https://t.co/h93pIgN4Gw

Thanks for reading! Follow for more content💚

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 𝓕𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓮's - $Mellow Man @mellow0x69]

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[CryptoMac @CryptMac_eth]

Fam y’all should smash and pamp this one..
Main Hawking meme maker with 180k followers liked and commented 🔥
$Hawking

[CryptoMac @CryptMac_eth]

@DrClownPhD really out here trying to find out how many ways $Hawking can get his ass beat 😂

[CryptoMac @CryptMac_eth]

@DrClownPhD really out here trying to find out how many ways $Hawking can get his ass beat 😂

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Holy sht, that body slam! 🤣💀

[CryptoMac @CryptMac_eth]

LMAO
F1 $HAWKING 🥇
This shit too funny to fade

[dev @madeforcharts]

Stephen Hawking is going viral right now all over Instagram and TikTok.

Introducing F1 Stephen Hawkstappen.

I expect this to keep going more viral and if you search “Hawking” on Twitter there is a tweet every minute right now.

[CryptoMac @CryptMac_eth]

$HAWKING From the top rope! 🤣

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

I think today will be all videos of Stephen Hawking and I don't care if you want me to stop. 🤣

[CryptoMac @CryptMac_eth]

$Ants on the comeback trail..
You can’t stop the colony🐜🐜🐜💪 📈

[CryptoMac @CryptMac_eth]

This guy gets it..
There’s something different about $ANTS
It’d be very fitting if the colony ran it back
L I F T 🐜🐜🐜🐜💪

[CryptoMac @CryptMac_eth]

Dev listens and delivers..
$ball 🔥

[powerball @ballonchain_]

we’ve listened to feedback and are adding daily bonus pots

expect large hourly & even larger daily mega jackpots 🎲

10,000 $ball qualify you for both, forever

stay plugged in @ballonsolana & @ https://t.co/dWoUODRqMg

let’s. fucking. $ball

[CryptoMac @CryptMac_eth]

Shill $ball
Dudes can’t get mad at you for giving them a shot at a 20k+ jackpot every hour

[Iced @IcedKnife]

i shill a coin —-> it does a 10x

then it goes down and i get fried for it

love that

[CryptoMac @CryptMac_eth]

@blknoiz06 E A T 🐜🐜🐜🐜

[CryptoMac @CryptMac_eth]

@blknoiz06 Whats wrong Antsem
$ANTS 🐜��🐜🐜

[CryptoMac @CryptMac_eth]

@vol7Rh L I F T 💪🐜🐜🐜🐜
$ANTS

[CryptoMac @CryptMac_eth]

@RoninboyGabry S I P

[CryptoMac @CryptMac_eth]

@RoninboyGabry @fomomofosol L I F T 🐜🐜🐜🐜📈

[CryptoMac @CryptMac_eth]

This guy gets it..
There’s something different about $ANTS
It’d be very fitting if the colony ran it back
L I F T 🐜🐜🐜🐜💪

[LisanAlGaib @kwisatz_crypto]

I think $ants can come back if we form a range at the support here.

I don’t know why I’m so obsessed with this one. I just feel like nothing changed fundamentally except for the shit price action from the panic.

[CryptoMac @CryptMac_eth]

@rickymferr W O R K 🐜🛠️

[CryptoMac @CryptMac_eth]

P R O T E C C
Antsem 🐜👑
@blknoiz06

[Ansem 🐂🀄️ @blknoiz06]

alpenglow is such a fire name

[CryptoMac @CryptMac_eth]

@JayceBryce C O L O N Y 🐜🐜🐜📈

[CryptoMac @CryptMac_eth]

@JayceBryce $ANTS A T T A C 🐜🐜🐜⚔️

[CryptoMac @CryptMac_eth]

@denislemieux77 L I F T 🐜🐜🐜🐜📈

[CryptoMac @CryptMac_eth]

@degenIzzy $ANTS
A T T A C 🐜🐜🐜⚔️

[CryptoMac @CryptMac_eth]

@JayceBryce L I F T 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜📈