Crypto captain

Crypto trader and aspiring crypto Twitter analyst. Mostly joking, mostly serious, up to you to decide.
$btc
$eth
$doge
$shib

[Crypto captain @CryptoCap239]

@kelgo_go Smoking hot

[Crypto captain @CryptoCap239]

Honestly, @Buccaneers you’re losing so many fans this off season

[Crypto captain @CryptoCap239]

@jazs_y Nothing like a hot and dirty on a Sunday!!!

[Crypto captain @CryptoCap239]

@lovelykaseyx Yes

[Crypto captain @CryptoCap239]

@ARwaifuu Hi

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@prettyalyssaxo Yes

[Crypto captain @CryptoCap239]

@julzzess It’s lit!

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

did this mf just throw up the set ??

[Crypto captain @CryptoCap239]

@michaela2fine This is bs don’t buy into it. And definitely don’t buy the OF, no explicit content like it says there will be!!!

[Crypto captain @CryptoCap239]

@michaela2fine Hi

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

My scouting report at the casino

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Happy International Fake Oppression Day to everyone who wants complete strangers to know they don't fancy a shag.

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

This man in Fargo, North Dakota didn’t realize that Teslas have cameras. Make him famous for keying and vandalizing this Tesla

You know what to do 🔥

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Remember this migrant Tiktoker who advised illegals on how to take over Americans’ homes via “squatters’ rights” laws??

He was just deported to Venezuela.

Bye Bye✌🏻

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Such hypocrisy

[Kathleen Winchell ❤️🤍💙🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KathleenWinche3]

Oh really?!? Hypocrite! What happened? You changed your mind?

[Crypto captain @CryptoCap239]

@Mo_Magoda Again, idk why people keep saying this. OKAY!!! I’m not going to buy land in Africa lmfao

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

IT'S OFFICIAL!

President Trump signs Executive Order banning men from women's sports

Another huge win for America 🇺🇸

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

BREAKING :

U.S. President Trump reportedly has
ordered all the federal employees to
remove pronouns from their email
signatures by end of today.

Common sense is back !!

[Crypto captain @CryptoCap239]

@JoshuaArieh So you’re saying you’d rather have it never taken care of that have it taken care of in 101 years