CryptoCuistot 👨‍🍳

Cooking Bitcoin since 2017

[CryptoCuistot 👨‍🍳 @CryptoCuistot]

@Draghub1 When she says she is home alone

[CryptoCuistot 👨‍🍳 @CryptoCuistot]

My take:
→ If bubble pop: AI tokens or TCG
→ If bankruptcy: NOT MicroStrategy
→ Black swan: US-China conflict over Taiwan?
History rhymes. Accumulate the fear. #Bitcoin

[CryptoCuistot 👨‍🍳 @CryptoCuistot]

Past BTC bottoms had clear narratives:
• 2015 → Mt. Gox bankruptcy & hacks
• 2018 → ICO bubble burst + SEC crackdown
• 2022 → FTX collapse & contagion

What will be the narrative for the 2026 bottom?

[CryptoCuistot 👨‍🍳 @CryptoCuistot]

@btcanalytica We are not far from it. Calling the bottom on September 29th 2026.

[Marco @maarcoofdezz]

Dos ingenieros de Anthropic pasaron 24 minutos exponiendo cada función de Claude Code que no sabías que existía y gratis.

La mayoría de las personas pasarán de largo este contenido

[CryptoCuistot 👨‍🍳 @CryptoCuistot]

@antpalkin @zerohedge Dude you are full of shit, fable is live since less than 24h

[Claude @claudeai]

Introducing Claude Fable 5: a Mythos-class model that we’ve made safe for general use.

Its capabilities exceed those of any model we’ve ever made generally available.

[CryptoCuistot 👨‍🍳 @CryptoCuistot]

Shorting the top gave me confidence now

[CryptoCuistot 👨‍🍳 @CryptoCuistot]

@Itisretro @rektcapital All your models will be broken

[a11k @MaverickZenX]

@thewooofwallst @Blueprint_So9 Hi @thewooofwallst , one clarification.
After listening to your Sunday video & seeing your seasonality chart (specifically pink lines), how should i read this?

Especially starting next week 8th June and this chart.
Can you please help clarify ? Thank you.

[Aralez 🐕 @0xAralez]

🚨 MY 2026 $BTC MARKET PREDICTION:

JUN → Sweep of $60k
JUL → $53k + Bear Trap
AUG → Rally to $65k-$68k
SEP → Bottom at $46k
OCT → Recovery starts
NOV → Rally to $85k+
DEC → Push to $100k

It's important to understand that bear market is still ongoing and cycle bottom has not been set yet...

I was one of few who accurately called 2025 ATH and major drop to $60k

Turn on notifications so you don't miss next call...

[Crypto Rover @cryptorover]

🩸 WARNING: $BTC JUST BROKE THE MOST IMPORTANT LINE IN ITS HISTORY.

14 years of support. Gone.

That trendline survived Mt. Gox. 2018. COVID. FTX.

It just failed.

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

The pilot who won a private jet in a MrBeast video has been arrested in Paraguay for trafficking over 575 pounds of marijuana worth almost $4 million 😳

[Underground Trading @UnderTradingYT]

C'est rien, c'est le Franc Suisse qui veut juste respecter les supports et résistances horizontaux. 🦷

[CryptoCuistot 👨‍🍳 @CryptoCuistot]

Unpopular opinion: If you aren't building AI right now, you aren't really developing anymore—you're just maintaining legacy code.
Change my mind.

[CryptoCuistot 👨‍🍳 @CryptoCuistot]

No more rest period allowed for traders.

[MartyParty @martypartymusic]

CMEGroup launches 24/7 futures trading tomorrow, ending the famous crypto "CME gap" that traders have exploited for years.

[CryptoCuistot 👨‍🍳 @CryptoCuistot]

@iMessaage_ Is it eatable?

[CryptoCuistot 👨‍🍳 @CryptoCuistot]

Based on my X feed. A storm is coming. ⚫️🦢

[CryptoCuistot 👨‍🍳 @CryptoCuistot]

Edge yourself with ZEC