CryptoKeif Commentary

CryptoKeif.
"Meth - not even once"

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Protecting the crypto com from felon and Ponzi scammer CryptoKeif, master of many rugpulls

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@mgnr_io @UpOnlyTV I'd love to join. #KeifSquad O ma gaw!

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@KEEMSTAR @MrBeast @KSI @Callux DM'd

[smolting (wassie, verse) @inversebrah]

a monf ago

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@HarryBTC @garyvee @MyCurioCards And don't forget 17B which isn't included in the main wrapper https://t.co/1zYHvH8LJy

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@Geikk_D @garyvee @MyCurioCards An earlier misdeployment of card 17. Kind of like a misprinted baseball card. One of the rarest and not included in the main wrapper :) quite a cool piece to own

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@garyvee @MyCurioCards Pretty amazing history behind 17B especially considering it's titled UASF while being an accidental soft fork of sorts. Definitely a collector's item for the history books!

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@TBD54566975 O ma gaw

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Breaking news from Bumfuck Arkansas. Keif has figured out how to open an automatically generated package.js file

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@RealKeifCoin So you're unironically showing off that your cloned project is using babel which is nothing more than modern javascript.

What a great progress, glad you understand what you're Tweeting!

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Ruh roh, looks like I scammed my own dev too.
https://t.co/01tL55mZZy

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Oh my gawd. Mom, I'm famous
https://t.co/vu7AQitG3f

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Just dumped the rest of my $KEIF. Was jonesin' for my meth fix. All gucci in the hucci #CryptoKeif #KeifCoin #BandsOnBands #SolanaSummer

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CryptoKeif has been hacked by Twitter. Yes, Twitter themselves. Buy the dip or you're fucking stupid.

Source: https://t.co/k32XZ52s7c

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Source: https://t.co/lLQrTXD0Fc

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"We could go to zero, we'll just make a new coin"

- Keif on $KEIF a few minutes ago.

A beacon of confidence.

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@CryptoCards_ @CryptoKeif Thanks cuh!

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@RealKeifCoin It's time to provide restitution to the victims of your various Ponzi scheme scams, don't you think, Keifer?

(FTR: No ransom/blackmail from our end, probably referring to @KeifCoin which is managed by someone else entirely. I'm an old friend and victim.)

[CryptoKeif Commentary @CryptoKeif]

@RealKeifCoin @keif It's time to provide restitution to the victims of your various Ponzi scheme scams, don't you think, Keifer?

(FTR: No ransom/blackmail from our end, probably referring to @KeifCoin which is managed by someone else entirely. I'm an old friend and victim.)

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@AtwoodKeifer

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I love #KeifCoin so much - I wish I could unilaterally print more supply to fuck over investors. Good thing I'm not nearly smart enough to figure it out.