Guess What I Just Did?
🔐 Just locked 4.6335M $Normie tokens = $1108.00 with @Streamflow_Fi
It's on-chain. You can check the amount, time-period and recipients.
Check it out👇
https://t.co/OScXGAyQ95
That makes 754.3446 Million tokens locked the Fuck up.
Let that sink in.
Ever heard of Supply Shock?
Shot a video to help other Real builders in the space.
https://t.co/TaG2TVesLK
How's that @streamflow_fi
Fun Fact.
All the top wallets are actually locked up on @streamflow_fi
https://t.co/LTpwipH7tn
Looking forward to some $10,000 $20,000 and $50,000 Burns in the future.
Taco Tuesday in crypto is just buying the dip with guac-level risk tolerance.
What’s the most degen thing you’ve ever done while trading crypto?
Bought a coin because of the name $Nomrie
Took financial advice from a frog
Checked Dexscreener during dinner
Swapped SOL at 3AM half asleep
Day 44 of tagging @a1lon9 until he replies to @TheLuxxLounge 👀
Chart got hit hard after an early holder clipped around $7K profit 😭
But instead of disappearing, the $TLLT dev bought the floor back himself and burned over 11M tokens 🔥
Wish to hear from you @a1lon9#TLLT
ATTENTION FUTURE $NORMIE EXECUTIVES
The Normie Merch Division is officially expanding.
And for the first time ever…
I’m opening up 10 affiliate positions for people who want to earn real money supporting the brand.
That means:
You push the merch
You earn commission
You climb the leaderboard
You compete for Top Seller of the Month
And yes…
monthly winners will be entered into special giveaways.
But here’s where things get stupid.
Random Normie orders may also contain an official GOLDEN TICKET.
Each ticket contains a QR code that unlocks a random prize.
Could be:
Free merch
Cash
Free coffee
Exclusive items
Mystery rewards
Affiliate bonuses
1-of-1 collectibles
Hell…
there might even be random codes hidden throughout normal supply drops.
You might open your package and find:
a rare insert
a secret QR code
or a random pack of Pokémon cards because I felt like it.
Nobody knows where they are.
Nobody knows how many exist.
Current Official Normie Products:
Normie Official Hats
https://t.co/3A2i79Unmt
Limited Edition Normie Small Batch Coffee
https://t.co/z2pEWzA3ky
Coffee available in:
Whole Bean
Ground
Espresso Roast
Dark Roast
Requirements to become an affiliate:
Valid PayPal account
Ability to post memes
Mild internet addiction a must
Possibly unemployed
High tolerance for dopamine
Only 10 spots available.
Drop your X account below and tell me why you deserve a position inside the Normie corporate pyramid structure.
$NORMIE
World leaders fighting.
Markets nuking.
Governments collapsing.
Meanwhile Normie just trying to find the next 100x before work tomorrow.”
$NORMIE
“Politics is temporary.
Memes are forever.
Is Ladies Man Dropping Sunday?
(Luxurious Bastard Beard Co)
Join Us Live On Youtube Later Today
5PM PST
Come see your CEO and what we do in Web2
@JessyGHotOrNot
I build a multi-million dollar brand 9 year strong.
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