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[Dr. Mickey @mickeymantled]

One month. 892 million views.

That is not a typo and it is not a cumulative total.

That is what Lola the otter pulled in the last thirty days alone.

For comparison… Punch did 120m views this month.

My first post making the case for her the most viral animal alive was built on 400M views stacked over roughly three months.

She just lapped that body of work twice over in a single month.

Lifetime total now reads 1.892 billion.

Her top video is up to 140M.

What changed has a name. Ella.

Since Ella’s page started running Lola content, the trajectory snapped vertical.

She has racked up millions of views and millions of likes across both TikTok and Instagram, with a single Instagram post hitting 4.9M likes on its own.

Her own following is up roughly 900K this month across the two platforms.

The Social Blade (industry standard) ranking is where it stops being a flex and starts being absurd.

Ella’s page now ranks 951st on TikTok.

That is out of roughly a billion accounts on the platform, and not one account above her belongs to an animal.

She is pulling this on 401.8K followers.

Hold that next to clavicular, one of the most watched streamers of the entire year. He sits at 1,427th with a full million followers.

Ella outranks him, and she has more total likes doing it, 37.4M against his 30.6M, on under half the audience he commands.

Now let’s compare to the animal coins everyone keeps holding up as the ceiling.

🦛 Moo Deng. Best video 85M. Lola’s best is 140M. Moo Deng managed 5 to 12M a video at her absolute peak across hundreds of posts. Her coin topped out at 614M.

From 250K (Lola marketcap), that is roughly 2,400x.

🐒 Punch. Best video 98M, still under Lola’s 140M. His coin hit 44M.

And here is the part that should end the conversation.

Punch is the current reigning viral animal king, the name every animal coin trader points to right now.

This month he did 120M views. Lola did 892M.

The supposed king is sitting at roughly an eighth of the otter’s output, and it gets worse when you look at who is doing the posting.

The Ichikawa zoo quit posting Punch.

That 120M is fan accounts and reposts running on fumes. No source is feeding it. It is a fire with nobody adding wood.

Lola is the exact inverse. She is an otter whose parents are professional content creators.

Paul and Ella make a living doing this.

The content pipeline does not slow down, it compounds, week after week, indefinitely.

Every other viral animal eventually got dropped when a zoo got bored or a news cycle moved on. The only other animal even visible this month is a buffalo named Don in Bangladesh who went viral for resembling President Trump.

So tally it up. Nearly 900M views in a month against the reigning king’s 120M.

A page outranking million-follower streamers. A content machine with no off switch. And a coin sitting at 250K while animals doing a fraction of her numbers hit millions.

A dramatic repricing looks overdue.

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[Club Lola @justcuteotters]

Otters are the cutest and it’s not even close 🙈

[Club Lola @justcuteotters]

Make sure you join the official $Lola Community on @CoinComms @Pumpfun

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@mickeymantled @CoinComms posted 🙌

[Dr. Mickey @mickeymantled]

Hey guys

So X is getting rid of communities so the @CoinComms page will be our MAIN SOURCE of info

Once this is deleted that will be the place to get new info on things like Shypt powered by Lola etc

To incentive ppl joining I’ll send an airdrop to first 50 people who join

Once you’re in screenshot and post your fomo wallet below

We’re already a top 25 community on there

Let’s hit number 1 lolillions
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[skeet (chudbob mode) @soldmysol2pf]

It’s now been 8 weeks. 16 visits, every Tuesday and every Friday. I have donated plasma at my local clinic because I know that using my body to buy Lola is a no brainer. Generational wealth isn’t just luck, it is earned. I have donated roughly 9,600 mL of my own plasma. I fainted three times, woke up in cold sweats, but in the end it will all be worth it. Lola is my otter, Lola is my life. I have proudly sold my body to acquire 4.5 million tokens. This is the future. Happy otter day.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is World Otter Day.

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[Club Lola @justcuteotters]

Computa, get me a baby otter right now

[Stone🥶 @stonemacc]

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[Dr. Mickey @mickeymantled]

Was watching the @RealCandaceO and @HunterBiden interview live and realized I could spend 300 dollars to put $lola ca pinned as top comment for millions of people to see

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12 million followers and 164 million likes on tiktok, ca in bio and guy's here in the x comm, how is not in the hundreds of thousands yet , loadd up