CryptoAccountant

CPA providing Tax & Accounting services for Individuals, SMB’s, BTC Traders & Miners, professional services, etc.

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Offsides rule in soccer absolutely kills the excitement of the game. Portugal/Columbia game prime example. Absolutely pathetic rule in that scenario. You take away a goal that is so hard to put together. It’s wild how it exists.

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@APompliano 100% agree. The best ideas happen in person with a great group. Had a similar experience on my buddies boat last week. Some good stuff is brewing.

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Now that the Knicks Won, it’s time to spend more time on the Boat….IYKYK

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In 2020, Bitcoin was $5,000. In 2022, it was $16,000. Those who understood the data bought. Those who listened to the noise did not. The difference in outcome was generational.

The noise, then as now, was identical: Bitcoin is finished, a collapse to zero is inevitable, a brief recovery before terminal decline. The projections of those guided by sentiment rather than historical precedent and quantitative analysis. They have been wrong every single time.

The power law chart tells a different story — one written in decades of data, not headlines.

Bitcoin’s historical support level, a floor it has never once breached, stands at $58,600. Its linear regression places fair value at approximately $165,000 today. The long-term resistance line — first touched in 2014, revisited in 2018, approached within 70% in 2021 — now sits at $581,000.

Bitcoin currently trades at $66,000.

Let that sink in.

By every quantitative measure, Bitcoin is profoundly undervalued, deeply oversold, and widely misunderstood. This dislocation is not permanent — it never has been.

By 2029, $60,000 will be spoken of the way we speak of $16,000 today. Those positioned against Bitcoin will find themselves, once again, on the wrong side of history.

When Bitcoin’s price declines, consult the power law chart. Then act accordingly.

I am adding to my position.

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@scottmelker The better question is whether she’s using Grok, Claude or Chat GPT to make those amendments!

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Good luck man. You’ll hopefully be able to get through this.

The good news is most people are cured with chemo, sometimes plus radiation or newer drugs, and even if it relapses, there are strong options. But this is general data—your exact outlook depends on the specific stage, your health, and how you respond to treatment. A hematologist will give the personalized picture after full staging.

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@JeffEisenband Galvin Green would be so disappointed in this box!

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@Garland_Matt Sounds pathetic to ask.

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@SenWarren That’s ridiculous. Let’s cut out more jobs. Dumb stuff from our world leaders. How about you stop spending money on unnecessary wars.

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Tax season is over. Back to doing the fun things in life. And making money while doing it.

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@SenWarren Dumb.

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The only way this works is, if you have no assets and are completely broke on paper. Don’t listen to ChatGPT half the stuff is wrong and I wouldn’t be posting things like this because you’re gonna mislead a lot of people. I guess that’s the nature of our world today. Everybody thinks they have the right answers using AI but they are totally off base.

I had one client that we successfully were able to do a offer and compromise for and it observed them of $350,000 of IRS debt but they had to pay 22 grand a month for six months to be able to get into this type of a program because they had the income.

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@YourFriendAndy They’re probably gonna lever up as they move into AI infrastructure, build outs and needed to reduce liabilities to improve the balance sheet for borrowing power.

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Coinbase + Better just launched the first Fannie Mae-backed token mortgages. Use BTC or USDC for your down payment without selling (and without triggering taxes).
Top 6 things homeowners need to know:
1. Collateral — Pledge ~250% BTC (or 125% USDC) of the down payment amount. Your crypto stays yours until paid off.
2. Rates — Expect 0.5%–1.5% higher than standard 30-year fixed. Same rate applies to the whole loan.
3. Repayment — One combined monthly payment on a standard 15- or 30-year schedule. No prepay penalties.
4. Liquidation rules — NO margin calls or volatility liquidations. Crypto only at risk if you’re 60+ days delinquent (standard mortgage default path).
5. Upside — Keep your BTC appreciation + defer capital gains. USDC holders (Coinbase One) can still earn rewards.
6. Risks — Higher total interest cost. In prolonged default you could lose both home (foreclosure ~day 180) and pledged crypto. Crypto held in custody.
This is mainstream borrower protection, not a typical crypto loan. Great for HODLers buying homes.

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@anyatrades @grok Genius Anya.

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@bryanbrosgolf @GoodMissClub @YourGolfTourYGT @GrantHorvatGolf Relegation. Absolutely crushed it for soccer teams. Make it happen gents.

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@YourGolfTourYGT @GrantHorvatGolf @bryanbrosgolf Does the Tour need a CFO. I’ve got lots of ideas for you guys. Let’s touch base offline.

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@GrantHorvatGolf @bryanbrosgolf I want to be CFO. Big fan of what you’re building. Let’s talk.

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@pete_rizzo_ Can you provide the logical reason for why we are headed up?