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bit coub and etherium

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That’s Murad from crypto twitter

[Clara-Marie Eloy @EloyClaraMarie]

savage

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

WORLD BEE DAY 🐝

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Comedians are basically codex /goal for making you laugh.

…Wait… It’s all LLM wrappers? All the way down?

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The real LLM psychosis is the 99% of people who definitely have no idea what’s happening. The correct default state you should exist in if you’re smart should probably be probably somewhere on a scale between extreme mania and overwhelming panic

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@inversebrah @Ergotsalad

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@nealagarwal Hey @nealagarwal! Noticed you're hiring your first full-time dev for https://t.co/B3G9usOoVe — I'd love to throw my hat in. I build web projects & games (similar to your work) with fast turnaround. DM me or email [email protected] — happy to chat about what you're building!

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Everyone says time goes by faster when you’re older but I feel like they don’t explain it well / seriously enough.

Maybe it’s just something you can’t fully understand until you’re older and the older people know that / don’t want to scare you?

When you’re around 25…..

like about 1 year will go by and then you’re literally 30 years old

This is actually how time works.

Everything feels like it’s happening at the same time because it actually is and you become more perceptive to the aether

Logarithmic time perception is a theory that our ratio of the time interval to our total age affects how long that interval feels, making each year seem shorter as we get older.

But it’s ok! Intentionality, being in the moment, joy, laughter, being in motion, experiencing nature, gratitude - there’s lots of things you can do to help slow it down

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Are tennis players ok?

Maybe the other lil nigga needs to git gud and hit the ball back?

What’s the alternative? “No mogging”

[SK @Djoko_UTD]

People asked what’s the worst style of tennis, It’s servebotting.

Servebotting literally takes the basic point of tennis that is 2 players back and forth over the net. I really feel for people who pay 100s of dollars to witness a 7ft dude do this..

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I��d like to add this screenshot of this thread in the teachers subreddit to the discourse. lol.

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

My little brother was singled out and bullied by his female teachers because he would bounce up and down when he got excited. We used to call him Tigger. He was a single digit age and they would scream at him and insult him for hopping in place in anticipation of recess or something.

It was hardly even moving, imagine bouncing your leg up and down when you feel antsy. He did it with both. They took away his recesses. They wouldn't let him go outside. They took him off the soccer team, his greatest joy in the world. They made him feel like a piece of shit. He couldn't help himself and it stressed him out so much he just started having tantrums in the morning and refused to ever go to school again.

The teachers held meetings where they determined amongst themselves that they had done nothing wrong. That my little brother, whose crime was that he felt so much excitement that he couldn't contain himself, needed to be medicated.

They brought in some experts who agreed and convinced my mom to start giving my brother anti-anxiety medication at like 10 years old. The life faded out of his eyes. He was never been the same. The tantrums never stopped. He never even graduated school. I hate every single one of them.

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Ok… trying to see something…

Which side is the top of the egg?
(Serious)
👇

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What anthropic and OpenAI have announced just completely changed the game for the mog fartcoin spx6900 chillhouse niggabutter community

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The Apple Watch should be an incredible device for listening to music…. But it’s poop from a butt.

This is how I imagine it happened.

Apple Man: “hey I just found this retarded blind monkey can we get him in on the Apple Watch music app team? nobody will ever use this right?”

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Things you’ll hear in 2026 from ‘the experts’:

“Yeah, but AI could never do (thing that ai has been doing perfectly for at least 2 years)”

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chappell roan got the physiognomy of an evil witch that turned herself young to try to poison you

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@felixrieseberg I just thought of a sick name for this whole integration you guys have here what if instead “dispatch” called it “clawdbot”. like… it’s Claude, but also it has “claws” to do stuff. If you decided to go with this just let me know I’ll let you have the name for some free tokens.

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Murad’s mission will be accomplished

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Finally got my @openclaw dialed into my workflow. I’m lovin’ it! Lock the frick in!🤑 🙌 🦞 #openclaw #cryptosoupgroup

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High Universal Basic Income For Everyone

“Ok”

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On-brain inference is the new meta

It’s literally fine and ok to let OpenAI access your underlying untapped brain processing power while you sleep to earn worldcoins

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On-brain inference is the new meta

It’s literally fine and ok to let OpenAI access your underlying untapped brain processing power while you sleep to earn worldcoins

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

It takes warehouses full of servers to mimic what the human brain does with a grapefruit-sized ball of organic material.

This basically guarantees that Homunculus-based computation is the future.