Wadsworth

● Welcome the the Void ● I love fixing things but I refuse to fix myself ●

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Old Summerfest pic

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@Ariola_grandi How she looks at me when I ask what we gonna scran for dinner

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Eyedrops are just blinker fluid

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First date idea: I exercise your Stigmata

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How I look at you eating your dino nuggies

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My Dad stuffed snuff in my tear ducts as a child so I can't physically cry but I can ugly face when I'm sad

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Do men cry?

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It is searching for electric callboy we got the moves on youtube

[moon ݁☾ּ ֶָ֢.🪷. @moonpetal76]

does anyone have the cure for depression??

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@baxupacc Congrats 👏 👏 lol

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@itsjusther030 Same. Where's my Xena??

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I met my first real girlfriend at a table reading for West Side Story in High School. She caught my gaze from across the table and mouthed to me:

I want to vacuum.

Its never been that easy since tho lol. That was the most direct a woman has ever been with me to this day

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@bringumybullets 🥺🥺

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@itsjusther030 I'm sure you're other senses pick up the slack... maybe... lol

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@Ariola_grandi Thats a lucky ox 😂 :p

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Good morning phone goblins ☀️

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I'm gonna edge myself for an hour and a half until bedtime

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Came down with a case of H&H
high & horny

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@Ariola_grandi Doggo is thinkin what im thinkin: look nummies

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Just a lazy Sunday before a new work week begins full of loud music, chores, edibles and spirits

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@HexedByNight I just liked living in the larp that it was still Saturday lol

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@bringumybullets Tramadol, wow. I have a back brace that feels like a corset whn I wear it lmao maybe they have cool options like that. I work 10 hour shifts on my feet so sometimes if I go to a show after work I try to find seats. Like last Thur I went to a music fest after work and I was dying