CrYsTaL

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[CrYsTaL @CrystalKennett]

@TuggaAintShit Dashers are the funniest

[CrYsTaL @CrystalKennett]

Me: do you want grilled cheese for lunch?
My daughter: Ezra can’t have girl cheese, he can have boy cheese 🤦‍♀️

[CrYsTaL @CrystalKennett]

@miiagarro No because I’ve told myself I’m about on my 13th reason 1000 reasons ago

[miia @miiagarro]

been on my last straw for bout 300 straws now

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

me distracting myself with music because if i think about it too much i'll go insane

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When I put music on so that I can clean but I start doing shit like this instead

[• @yducknow]

me, because i have the social battery of an iphone 4

[ً @wtffrio]

let yourself grow

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I don't support all women.

Some of you bitches uphold the Patriarchy and will do anything for male validation.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

The human body was not meant to endure 2 trump terms in one lifetime

[s44nti @s44nti]

yo haciendo galletas porque suicidarse está mal

[masha @masha_slp]

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

[ℋ𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓎 @Am_hailey]

if my nipples want to be the star of my outfit who am i to stop them

[𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛🦇 @BrowseHorror]

How it feels being a horror fan rn

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Ngl our parents really ate with printing out our pictures and putting them in albums.

[alex @userctrI]

assasinations used to have a 100% success rate, whats going on

[CrYsTaL @CrystalKennett]

The lady at the drive through told me that my car smelt really good through the window so I’d say I passed

[CrYsTaL @CrystalKennett]

If I don’t deep clean my car after a road trip I think something bad will happen 🙂

[CrYsTaL @CrystalKennett]

Smh can’t even flash my titties on FaceTime anymore but also I’m uncomfortable because wtf😭