CrystalLDR

#single #ldr

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When parents let you sink or swim in life it's usually because they pushed you off to remind you it's their boat #lifelessons#truth

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@BacheloretteABC PLOT TWIST - Becca picks both #poly #thrupple

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@KimKardashian is part of the #Illuminati - when you google Kim Kardashian her porn does not and will not get suggested Kim kardashian po... pony tail. @ILLUMINATIAM

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I have a friend that lights up every time I say her name “Alexa” @amazonecho why doesn’t #alexa have her own Twitter #bff

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#chickennuggets are just a vessel for sweet n sour sauce

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“So like what is #keto? I think I basically almost eat keto” #ketodiet #ketogenic #lowcarb #glutenfree #sugarfree #weightloss #ketolife #eatclean

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@maltesersusa & @Lindt_Chocolate should team up and do an inside out #malteaster it would be like a big corn pop cereal but made with honeycomb and then filled with soft milk chocolate @munchies

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Sorry can’t hang tonight, Monday’s are tough for me #BachelorNation

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Embarrassing myself weekly by sitting in the front row of the first class of the morning, and open my computer to full screen porn that I passed out to the night before and dont notice right away cause I’m getting other hung out of my backpack #sleepaftersex #selflove #need2learn

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Insulated Mcdonalds bags for Canadians 8 months of the year! We deserve hot n fresh #mcds at home

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When my girlfriend says she’s going to the gym but won’t need a shower after because she “doesn’t really sweat” #fitness #imfat

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It’s 10:30 and after tracking what I’ve eaten today so far in #MyFitnessPal diary I can only eat 1 more calorie. Also it told me when I finished eating yesterday that if I ate like that consistently I’d gain 20 lbs in 1 month. So this is a problem I guess.

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SFARRHBG

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I like the new #Snapchat #snapchatupdate #saidnooneever I’m the only one apparently

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Global warming seems to have extended cuffing season too #boys

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#chickennuggets are just a vessel for sweet n sour sauce

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When is there going to be a #LGBTQ @BachCan ? #bachelorettecanada #bachelorcanada #samesexmarriage @BachelorABC @BacheloretteABC @BachParadise

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Oprah is queen of the world #timesup

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Me: “I was comparing him to a memory foam body pillow and me to a goose down pillow...”
BFF: “I don’t mind being a pillow”
Me: “yeah... but I need to get fluffed more” #lumpypillow #fluffme

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