the restaurant also closes at 9 so we won’t be doing ALLADAT and that’s even better cuz u heavy alcoholism psychos scare me when you’re all outside at once.
A few facts about Cinco de Mayo to educate yourself:
- it is NOT Mexico's Independence Day.
- The Mexican army (2,000 strong) beat the French army (approx 3x times bigger) despite being much smaller and that was what made the victory so special.
- approximately 80 million pounds of avocados are eaten on 5/5 alone.
- Roosevelt commercialized Cinco de Mayo into a marketable holiday as a part of the "Good Neighbor" country policy to show good faith to Mexico.
- Mexico celebrates their military on May 5th.
- In Mexico it's actually called El Día de la Batalla de Puebla (The Day of the Battle of Puebla)
- Children in Mexico have off school.
-Most of the popular foods eaten on Cinco de Mayo and in Mexican restaurants are not authentic Mexican food. They are actually "Tex-Mex".
everyone. somehow I scammed the most beautiful girl in the world into coming on a date with me this evening and there’s gonna be margs. I’m really happy.