Crystal Amber

Fluent in sarcasm with a splash of profanity. Laughter and music rule my world. God and my family fill my heart.

sc & ig: crystalperk

[Crystal Amber @CrystalPerk]

It matters which food you choose to fuel your body. So, too, does it matter which music you choose to feed your soul.

[Crystal Amber @CrystalPerk]

@baroncoleman YouTube stopped your video tonight!!

[Crystal Amber @CrystalPerk]

I’m just saying - I never doubted Candace. She is probably the most honest and trustworthy person in media. She is our Luke 8:17 ~
“For all that is secret will eventually be brought into the open, and everything that is concealed will be brought to light and made known to all.”

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Our show will be off air this week.
As an update, both the White House and our counterterrorism agencies have confirmed receipt of what I reported publicly: Emmanuel Macron attempted to organize my assassination, per a source close to the first couple.

Also, I will again state that the French legionnaires were involved in Charlie Kirk’s assassination but they did not act alone.

For all of you who doubted my claims, you can now look to the President of the United States and our intelligence communities to issue a statement to confirm whether I am telling the truth.

[Crystal Amber @CrystalPerk]

@KashPatelX YES!!

[Crystal Amber @CrystalPerk]

This amazing young lady is out here serving her community through missions, spreading the gospel of Jesus, and being an absolute light in the world. Would you consider helping her efforts with TCS's Care-A-Thon this year? Details below. Thanks, fam!
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[Crystal Amber @CrystalPerk]

@MattWalshBlog @MattWalshBlog My family (including my 14 year old daughter) found it thoroughly enjoyable and thought provoking. Made for great discussion on the way home from the theater.

[Crystal Amber @CrystalPerk]

@MattWalshBlog @MattWalshBlog Just because it “hasn’t been reviewed” by a single critic, it doesn’t mean they haven’t snuck into a theater to watch it. I guarantee they can’t resist the curiosity. They are just too afraid to admit to being there, much less admit to actually being entertained.

[Crystal Amber @CrystalPerk]

@TheOneNOnlyTDB @MattWalshShow 🤣You sound like a writer for the Matt Walsh Show!

[Crystal Amber @CrystalPerk]

@MattWalshShow @Matt my 13-year-old daughter paused the show to add her commentary: "If you need a stronger bed and a raised toilet, that's a 'you problem' not a 'hotel problem'. You know what every hotel has? A fully operational gym. How about you use it?" 🤣 I laughed and said "Okay, Matt!"

[Crystal Amber @CrystalPerk]

@MattWalshBlog @MattWalshBlog What if I identified as a one-armed woman? Would @plume_clinic approve my appendage-affirming surgery?

[Crystal Amber @CrystalPerk]

@grahamallen These people might as well be greeting your curious children like: "Good morning kids, guess where I like to put my penis?"

The innocence of children is under attack. Gay or straight, what you do with your sex organs should never be a conversation had with someone else's child!

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

It’s harder for Joe Biden to walk upstairs than it is for illegals to get into our country. And that’s the real news here.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Got on an elevator without a mask. Guy with his wife demands I put one on. I say I don't have it but you'll be fine, calm down. He stops the elevator and storms off, calling me "disrespectful."

It's true. I am. I'm not going to respect your paranoia. Get a grip.

[Crystal Amber @CrystalPerk]

@KTENnews 🤮

[Crystal Amber @CrystalPerk]

It amazes me the amount of prayer at the Inauguration of a president who supports so many blasphemous policies. You want it both ways, huh? Pray to God, but don't live for God. Hypocrites. #Inauguration2021

[Crystal Amber @CrystalPerk]

Since when are 12 year olds invited to speak at a Presidential Inauguration? This is not a speakeasy. Can we stick to tradition please? #Inauguration2021

[Crystal Amber @CrystalPerk]

Wtf, @975klak, @KXIITV, and @SkylarSpinler - this is NOT Thanksgiving weekend. Get some better news reporters. #terrible weather report.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Abolish early voting

Abolish mail in voting

It's the only way to protect the integrity of our system

[T.D. Jakes @BishopJakes]

There's some good in the worst of us and some bad in the best of us.