Crystal P.

Comedienne, Actress, Singer, Entertainer, BELIEVER.
Comedy is not buffoonery. Check Proverbs 17:22.
The purpose of my life is to live a life of purpose!

[Crystal P. @CrystalPisCrazy]

@Verizon I have been a customer for DECADES...even dating back to when you were Airtouch and Cellular One before that. Your service has gone down TREMENDOUSLY! COUNT YOUR DAYS! I REFUSE to pay these exorbitant rates for the amount of poor phone service and poor customer service.

[Crystal P. @CrystalPisCrazy]

She's about to need a whole defibrillator. 🤣

[FedUpAmerican 🤨 @AntifaHRDepart]

@DemocraticWins @BerkmanAnne Welfare check on Meghan should be appropriate. 😂

[Crystal P. @CrystalPisCrazy]

I guess a straight and black player doesn't have a chance. 🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"If I were Caitlin Clark, I would seriously consider going to play overseas somewhere and get the royal treatment…she's a straight white basketball player. And she is not being treated with any sort of respect" – Boomer Esiason

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

This is what competence vs. incompetence looks like.

[Crystal P. @CrystalPisCrazy]

@therealknelson @GridironGoLions EXACTLY!

[Crystal P. @CrystalPisCrazy]

Congratulations @KayleeKing08! 👏🏾

[Akron Zips Women’s Basketball @ZipsWBB]

Welcome to #ZipsNation‼️ @KayleeKing08 is officially a Zip ✍️💯

#GoZips🦘

[Crystal P. @CrystalPisCrazy]

🤣😆😭

[Saybah Peabody ( Pain to Purpose)🪷💉😷❤️🙏🏾✊🏾 @lawalazu]

@CrystalPisCrazy Yup!! Same, same!

[Crystal P. @CrystalPisCrazy]

I've been waiting for a reporter to be ultra petty and respond, "Your momma stupid!" I'll continue to dream. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Saybah Peabody ( Pain to Purpose)🪷💉😷❤️🙏🏾✊🏾 @lawalazu]

@SymoneDSanders I wonder what would happen if a woman reporter is called stupid and say no, you are the stupid one. How dare you call me stupid?

[Crystal P. @CrystalPisCrazy]

So heartbroken to hear about the death of Peabo Bryson 😢 He was the consummate performer. He will be missed. 💔 @PeaboBryson2 #CrystalPisCrazy #PeaboBryson

[Stephanie Mills @PrettyMill1]

SO SORRY 🤷🏾‍♀️ I thought I posted this earlier Charlotte I’m coming home Saturday and I have my sistas with me 👑👑👑👑 Jacksonville see you SUNDAY…Florida you have been asking for us Oh, I have VIP MEET N GREET UPGRADES available on my website https://t.co/9eqVh1UJ7I

[Crystal P. @CrystalPisCrazy]

You RAPEpublicans are something else. You lack real facts and regurgitate whatever that orange clown says. 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Diane @dianetski75]

@allenanalysis LOLing. This is money being spent on our country’s White House… for our future Presidents.
As opposed to the BILLIONS that Dems STOLE from us taxpayers via their fraud schemes to garner illegal votes and fill their own pockets. And
As opposed to OBAMA’s $1B+ presidential center

[Marcus D. Wiley @MarcusDWiley]

San Antonio, Texas!! I’m gonna be at the Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club this weekend don’t miss it! Get your tickets at https://t.co/H877S3gGhu

#comedy #comedian #standup #standupcomedian #marcusdwiley

[Marcus D. Wiley @MarcusDWiley]

Y’all are showing up!! Catch me at these upcoming shows! Tickets at https://t.co/H877S3gGhu

UPCOMING SHOWS:
Apr 17-18: Virginia Beach, VA
May 8-10: Nashville, TN
May 14-16: San Francisco CA
May 22-24: San Antonio, TX
May 29-31: Atlanta, GA
June 5–6: Columbus, OH

[Crystal P. @CrystalPisCrazy]

I had the opportunity to perform at Chuck Bennett's 2nd Sunday Brunch. Detroit Lions Head Coach, Dan Campbell and his wife, Holly, said they loved my comedy, singing, and flute playing. Thanks to @SOULDEACON @TTfromtheD #CrystalPisCrazy #DetroitLions #DetroitComedy #DetroitMusic

[Crystal P. @CrystalPisCrazy]

My uncle played on this team.

[Albany State University @AlbanyStateUniv]

#ASUBlackHistory: The 1960 undefeated, unscored upon #AlbanyState football team was the second in African-American history following Tennessee with its unblemished record of 1939.

#albany_rys21 #HBCU #BlackHistory

[Marcus D. Wiley @MarcusDWiley]

Tacoma, Washington! I will see you this weekend! Get your tickets at https://t.co/H877S3gGhu

#comedy #comedian #standup #standupcomedian #marcusdwiley

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Bruce Springsteen just announced that his band will be doing a tour in effort to fight back against Donald Trump's authoritarian overreach. The Boss is back!

[Marcus D. Wiley @MarcusDWiley]

Yep!

[Marcus D. Wiley @MarcusDWiley]

1 MILLION VIEWS! 🔥
Thank y’all for the love on REHAB! If you haven't seen it yet, check it out. My newest standup special REHAB presented by Ali Siddiq on YouTube!

Watch the full special: https://t.co/pkFn4uX6Bq

[Crystal P. @CrystalPisCrazy]

Yeah, about 15 years ago right after surgery or health complication.

[DAP (insert blue check here) @Deetroit_Dave]

Damn!!! Vesta Williams died 🥺😢 #RIP