On Wednesday night, at the Democratic National Convention, America was introduced to 17 year-old Gus Walz, the son of Gwen Walz and Gov. Tim Walz, who instantly became a national treasure due to an unexpectedly emotional moment of pride and joy for his father.
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“What you’re telling me is that you don’t mind infringing on free speech to protect children from [drag shows] but when it comes to kids who have died from guns, you don’t give a flying f.”
the year is 2030. jeff bezos has weaponized the moon. ben & jerry mobilize the remaining citizens of earth against the impending moon drone occupation. florida is at the bottom of the ocean