🧷 Christopher Robin Zimmerman 🦋 @CRZ.mn

Knowledge mgr/lead, MNIT Services - @kfaiFMradio presenter (@KFAIWeekend + @DollarBinShow) - wrote those funny Nitro recaps in 1999 - karaoke superstar - he/him

[🧷 Christopher Robin Zimmerman 🦋 @CRZ.mn @CRZ]

I AM NOT A HONDA - I AM A FREE MAN

[🧷 Christopher Robin Zimmerman 🦋 @CRZ.mn @CRZ]

@bobpockrass My bad, thanks for clearing that up!

[🧷 Christopher Robin Zimmerman 🦋 @CRZ.mn @CRZ]

@bobpockrass Are only playoff drivers eligible in the playoffs? I would have expected SVG to steal it but a playoff point is useless to a non-playoff driver...

[🧷 Christopher Robin Zimmerman 🦋 @CRZ.mn @CRZ]

Working on sunsetting my activity on Twitter (we'll see how well THAT goes) but you can still find me at these other hot spots:

FB: CRZed
Insta: crz_
bsky: crz•mn
errywhere else: https://t.co/RemmeDvKyO
https://t.co/RemmeDvKyO

[🧷 Christopher Robin Zimmerman 🦋 @CRZ.mn @CRZ]

@MaxHailperin You probably already know this, but this is his home precinct and a lot of his neighbours know and like him. I think all his signs ended up here, too.

[🧷 Christopher Robin Zimmerman 🦋 @CRZ.mn @CRZ]

Gg @AbigailWolters! I accept the will of the people just like I know you might have ;-)

[Minneapolis Elections & Voter Services @VoteMpls]

We are grateful for the work of our election judges. This Special Election would not be possible without them. Thank you for your invaluable service, and we look forward to expressing our gratitude once more during the Senate District 60 Special General Election in two weeks!

[🧷 Christopher Robin Zimmerman 🦋 @CRZ.mn @CRZ]

Only an hour left to vote in #SD60! I managed to sneak out a while earlier while it was still 9 above (not pictured: hell yeah I'm in shorts) #CRZ460

[🧷 Christopher Robin Zimmerman 🦋 @CRZ.mn @CRZ]

@hack0tv UBI saves money in the long run!

But I already knew you couldn't vote for me

[🧷 Christopher Robin Zimmerman 🦋 @CRZ.mn @CRZ]

Have I missed anything? What's YOUR pet issue? I can whip up a hot take — or at least a lukewarm one! #CRZ460

[🧷 Christopher Robin Zimmerman 🦋 @CRZ.mn @CRZ]

Hey, anybody vote for me today?

....

Anybody?

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Hello?

#CRZ460

[🧷 Christopher Robin Zimmerman 🦋 @CRZ.mn @CRZ]

@Krissjuhh @PunchingCat wut

oh thank you gary

[🧷 Christopher Robin Zimmerman 🦋 @CRZ.mn @CRZ]

r/Minneapolis: Did you know there's an election today?
https://t.co/eBIV7uOhDT
#CRZ460

[🧷 Christopher Robin Zimmerman 🦋 @CRZ.mn @CRZ]

POLLS ARE OPEN IN #SD60!
That means so is the VOTE CRZ HOTLINE
(803) VOTE-CRZ
[phone]
#CRZ460

[🧷 Christopher Robin Zimmerman 🦋 @CRZ.mn @CRZ]

Can we ban AI in Minnesota? Or at least "Grok?" Please don't click on any of the Groks next to my tweets tonight (or ever) #CRZ460

[🧷 Christopher Robin Zimmerman 🦋 @CRZ.mn @CRZ]

Oh AND let's not forget.

Never forget.

"Crime Watch" called me a name once!

Probably more than once! #CRZ460

[🧷 Christopher Robin Zimmerman 🦋 @CRZ.mn @CRZ]

@YellowShoeGuy https://t.co/tR3kPBeaGm

[🧷 Christopher Robin Zimmerman 🦋 @CRZ.mn @CRZ]

Because I never throw anything away, here now is the only known photo of @OOWrestling and I to exist, taken at the rec​.sport.pro-wrestling convention weekend in the ECW Arena just before Double Tables, February 4, 1995. Dayton and Modesto represent!

I'll miss you, brother.

[🧷 Christopher Robin Zimmerman 🦋 @CRZ.mn @CRZ]

Recreational marijuana is legal in Minnesota! What's the holdup? Put weed in grocery stores, too! (But, like, a really well-ventilated part of it.) #CRZ460

[🧷 Christopher Robin Zimmerman 🦋 @CRZ.mn @CRZ]

Start deflating bloated police department budgets! Crime rates are NOT affected by how many cops there are. Cops don't even prevent crime; they just show up after it's happened and play Candy Crush Saga on their phones. #CRZ460

[🧷 Christopher Robin Zimmerman 🦋 @CRZ.mn @CRZ]

IMMEDIATELY fund the purchase and rebuilding of the Roof Depot site into an urban garden! This should have passed LAST session! #CRZ460

[🧷 Christopher Robin Zimmerman 🦋 @CRZ.mn @CRZ]

Minnesotans should be able to buy alcohol at grocery stores! #CRZ460