Chris

Kaylah 🫶🏻. #RavensFlock. Father. Husband.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

You just had pancakes for breakfast. Your best friend is coming over to watch college football. There’s no school on Monday. Your parents don’t care how late you stay up. A perfect Labor Day weekend. You’re 41. It’s 2026.

[Footballism @FootbaIIism]

I feel for everybody that didn't get to experience this era

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

That “New driver please be patient” sticker on your car means absolutely nothing to me. You merged onto the freeway. You’re one of us now. Lock in.

[fluffy - browns hate week @fluffynfl]

Fuck is cj coming back from? Being ass?

[no speeding @MIK3MCDANIEL]

so let me get this straight
-Didn’t win MVP
-Didn’t win division
-Didn’t even make an All Pro team
-Didn’t make it past the divisional round and committed 4 turnovers
nice NFL

[Slimm 🦅 @Dizzy_3D]

If Goodell took 5 1st’s from the Eagles you’d see Philly fans storming NFL HQ like Jan 6

[libz @scarydinosaur2]

cant say gay or retarded anymore cos some gay retard will tell me its mean and hurtful #fuckyou

[Kai @SznPltts]

imagine Roger Goodell taking 5 first round picks from your NFL team I’d deadass stop watching the sport

[𝘑𝘪𝘮𝘣𝘰 𝘎𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘴𝘣𝘪𝘦 @chloroneural]

you will never read a sentence like this ever again

[Chris @CS2K_]

@Ballknowert6cx @JackMac @TheAlgoholic lol. Zip him up when you’re done down there and make sure to floss his foreskin out of your teeth you troglodyte.

[Chris @CS2K_]

@JackMac @TheAlgoholic Imagine being 30+ acting like a wannabe frat boy for Barstool and playing a part in a young players death bc you couldn’t help yourself from being racist before all the facts came out.

[Underdog @Underdog]

Trey McBride and Jeremiyah Love trying to chip block Aaron Donald

[THE RANGER @daiyan_henley11]

About to start grocery shopping with my helmet for no particular reason

[ChanMan @ChandranTheMan]

Dave Meltzer watching Will Ospreay vs Kenny Omega at ALL IN.

[Jeff Mueller, PT, DPT @jmthrivept]

Mike Evans accepting his fate and letting the electrical substation absorb the remainder of his soft tissues

[David J. Gautieri @GuruFantasyWrld]

If you offered a 2027 1 for Jayden Higgins before his injury you deserve to have this happen to you.

[$lan muraco. @Alan_sbg]

it’s like 3-4 guys that will play this season after domestic violence cases in the past 4 months alone but it’s all hands on deck for a 2 minute skit.

[mxm @lwaaziiii]

Everyone finds Druski hilarious until it’s their turn to be the butt of the joke😂

[Kai @SznPltts]

you put Tua brain inside a bird it would start having a seizure

[King @King_32ofZamund]

Yall ain’t have no problem when Druski was trolling a woman who’d just watched her husband get shot in the fuckin head

Didn’t have an issue when he trolled the pastors!

But now that he trolling football players it’s a problem ?😂

Get yall hypocrite asses on!