Carlos 🪬

Don't rustle my jimmies!

[Carlos 🪬 @Cs_Based]

Any chair is a cuck chair, if you’re sitting in it 🪑😂

[Carlos 🪬 @Cs_Based]

If you’re Mexican you can not do an Irish Goodbye. You have to say goodbye to every guest at the party or else it’s cultural appropriation.

[Carlos 🪬 @Cs_Based]

Bad people want to be looked at as good and good people don’t care to be looked at, at all.🪬

[Carlos 🪬 @Cs_Based]

Boomers love talking to AI because it’s the only thing that still respects them. 😭

[Carlos 🪬 @Cs_Based]

White people do not play about Ween 😭😭😭

[Carlos 🪬 @Cs_Based]

Being petty feels good in the moment but being kind feels good forever. 🪬

[Carlos 🪬 @Cs_Based]

Deadass: The Movie

[Carlos 🪬 @Cs_Based]

Death is a great motivator to accomplish what you want to do in life. 🪬

[Carlos 🪬 @Cs_Based]

When you listen to The Smiths you become temporarily bisexual. 🤷‍��️

[Carlos 🪬 @Cs_Based]

The perpetual state of consciousness and the evil eye. An eternal sleep awaits all who are awake…

[Carlos 🪬 @Cs_Based]

If I am nothing, then I am free to be anything. 🪬

[Carlos 🪬 @Cs_Based]

I am the greatest videographer that never lived.

[Carlos 🪬 @Cs_Based]

When she Björks all over your peanits.

[Carlos 🪬 @Cs_Based]

Overstaying your welcome anywhere is the most depressing shit

[teg @teggin]

did it hurt when you fell from kevin

[Carlos 🪬 @Cs_Based]

When you stick that Q-tip in your earussy 🥵

[Carlos 🪬 @Cs_Based]

The America you once knew doesn’t exist anymore. Perhaps in never did.

[Carlos 🪬 @Cs_Based]

History never feels like history when you’re making it. 🪬

[Carlos 🪬 @Cs_Based]

One day I rule this world and we will all be free. 🪬

[Carlos 🪬 @Cs_Based]

The Great Gapsby is about Jay Gatsby 25 year old gap year 😂