Caroline Lyons

Freelance writer and digital marketer. SEO, SEM, Social Media. Recruiter with @ribolow. Learner of many languages.

[Caroline Lyons @CS_Lyons]

Has anyone else been receiving "thank you for your application" emails for jobs they did *not* apply to? I'm trying to figure out which job search site is apparently spamming people with my resume. 🙃

[Duolingo @duolingo]

In 5...4...3...2...1...we're LIVE!

Duocon is happening now - check it out!

https://t.co/LadpNjiMyH

#Duocon

[Caroline Lyons @CS_Lyons]

Receiving this email would have absolutely made my day! 😄

[david byron queen @byron_queen]

the time i accidentally sent a photo of a dog dressed as steve jobs instead of my resume

[Caroline Lyons @CS_Lyons]

Also, I probably need to stop “shopping” for @duolingo courses and just focus on two or three at a time. 😂

[Caroline Lyons @CS_Lyons]

Is it just me or are some @duolingo courses more forgiving of typos than others?

[Caroline Lyons @CS_Lyons]

Efficient and friendly process. Vaccine records are easily available in @NYCHealthSystem MyChart. Would recommend! https://t.co/JnmB3RFcvX

[Caroline Lyons @CS_Lyons]

Look at this adorable gift bag @BellevueHosp gave me for getting my booster shot!

[Caroline Lyons @CS_Lyons]

@MerriamWebster "It was a nice day."

-Good Omens, Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman

[Caroline Lyons @CS_Lyons]

@everywhereist I finished work earlier than expected today and got excited because that meant I would have some time to do yard work. 😄

[Caroline Lyons @CS_Lyons]

This is amazing! Now I know what I’m requesting the next time the default gift is alcohol - an equivalent dollar amount of Diet Coke 😄

[Nick Belling @nickbelling]

Boss: hey, [boss’s boss] wants to send out champagne to all our employees in lockdown. Since you don’t drink, what would you like instead

Me: an equivalent dollar amount of vanilla coke

Boss: are you serious

Me:

Boss: you want 70 cans of vanilla coke

Me: here’s my address

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

The CDC now says if you upload your resume you no longer have to manually enter your info afterwards

[Caroline Lyons @CS_Lyons]

@AMNH You can find a list of NYC vaccine sites(many accepting walk-ins!) here: https://t.co/lWHE4cSSkj

I got mine at the NYS/FEMA site at York College; it was a fast and friendly process both times!

[Caroline Lyons @CS_Lyons]

Oh, I’m jealous! 😄

If you live in NYC and haven’t been vaccinated yet, you can now get vaccinated under the @AMNH whale! 🐳 No appointment needed!

[American Museum of Natural History @AMNH]

🐋Today's the day! The Museum is now open as an NYC COVID-19 vaccination site. More: https://t.co/3NqU91hNnz

This vaccination site serves all NYC residents, with set-aside appointments for groups including @NYCHA residents + staff and members of @DistCouncil37. #NYCVaccineForAll

[Caroline Lyons @CS_Lyons]

Oh, this looks like a fun spreadsheet to play with! 😄

[Ask a Manager @AskAManager]

We've got 12,000+ people sharing their salaries in this spreadsheet. Please add yours and spread the word! (And you can see tons of real-life salary data here, sortable by location, industry, etc.)

https://t.co/zlCvpBLaVl

[Caroline Lyons @CS_Lyons]

I genuinely considered buying a room divider to allow for the, er, natural expansion of the non-meeting zone. 😄

[WIRED @WIRED]

Look familiar?

A cartoon by Shannon Wheeler, with @CollectCartoons https://t.co/SE5JsluIlK

[Caroline Lyons @CS_Lyons]

@searls It was at least a week into my first German class before I stopped responding to questions with “Sí” 😄

[Caroline Lyons @CS_Lyons]

@jenastelli Hopefully not too much longer!

[Caroline Lyons @CS_Lyons]

Good news for NYC readers! Fines on @nypl items will not accrue until at least June 30, 2021. This is a relief to me because I have a few books that I have had checked out for over a year. 😄 https://t.co/Yf6fsKoQBH

[Caroline Lyons @CS_Lyons]

Please don't yell at store associates, delivery drivers, or customer service reps. It's been a strange, stressful year for everyone.