C.S. Bailey

Licensed KS attorney. Lover of cats & dogs.

[C.S. Bailey @CSBailey2020]

@anactualwalnut Yes, that all checks out. But I have to ask, are you related to Big Chungus? And if so, do you have his number? I gotta ask him what he thinks of the Fox…

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@PatsKam Let’s see your plan for surviving the emotional damage that’ll eventually be wrought upon your LSU fandom by one Lane Kiffin.

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@GsuGrinding It looks like, one way or another, court transcripts with repeated references to Chud the Builder are about to be generated. One of the dumbest social media names of recent memory is about to enter our legal lexicon.

[C.S. Bailey @CSBailey2020]

@estherzelda0514 I thought Matt Damon got the casting simply because he’s the go-to guy for when the character is a dude in need of being rescued. The cinematic world has already spent untold sums in the unending crusade that is saving Matt Damon.

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@loremachina The Twitter algorithm will forever mystify me.

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@alittleleader The death penalty is dumb. It doesn’t deter serious violent crime. It’s insanely costly. It’s state-sanctioned barbarism. LWOP protects community safety interests as effectively. I’d rather remove myself from handling a case’s prosecution than advance the death penalty.

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@alittleleader There are two types of prosecutors: those that have only ever prosecuted for the entirety of their criminal law career, and then those who’ve spent as much, or more, time as defense attorneys. The two are not the same.

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@VisBitchy It’s a long story, but in short: the law did Afroman dirty, but he didn’t take it lying down. He made songs mocking their illegal conduct. They sued him for defamation. That case went to trial. All of their claims failed. Afroman was completely vindicated.

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@VisBitchy are you following Afroman’s trial?

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@VisBitchy hello. The Eagles look to be in trouble. Will you please remind them they are the Eagles?

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@Chiefs @united This is the sort of tweet one drops right before their franchise starts 0-3 after Russell Wilson throws for 250+ yards and 4 TDs.

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@LanceTHESPOKEN Patty gets all calls, and you know it. Chiefs will suffer a curse lasting 10,000 years for the egregious crime of ruining a perfect SB by actively trying not to score so as to kill clock, because they were afraid of Philly.

That’s why their cheeks got clapped in the last SB.

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@Mike_Batt @acnewsitics I literally scrolled through these comments just to find the first one that pointed out that May isn’t dead. Mainly because this shitty AI meme had me nearly panicked that we lost one of the greats and I totally missed it.

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@VisBitchy What’s scarier than the tush push? Scenarios where they have a spare down to burn so they can push tushes twice. That’s never getting stopped.

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@paigeleftwich_ Ladies and gentlemen, I give you a low football IQ statement at its finest.

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@PFF_Nicky Tell me you don’t know football without telling me you don’t know football.

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@VisBitchy I respect how much these teams truly loathe one another. It’s inspiring on a molecular level.

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@VisBitchy Fly Eagles, fly!

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@VisBitchy I’m usually not a fan of all or nothing approaches, but AI needs to be fully abandoned. I have nothing positive to say about it. It’s utter garbage and will, in short order, ruin what little humanity we have left.

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@ericmmatheny Oh, you lovely rubes! Keep thinking they’re going to prosecute your least favorite person, Obama. That’ll distract you dullards from the actual criminals that need dealt with. Your dear leader is working overtime to keep ya distracted from Epstein’s pals.