charlène s. béa mbong

L'écrivaine musicophile.
- J'n'ai confiance qu'en (Dieu et) l'élasticité du Durag -

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

of couse your wife can’t cook like your mom. YOU SHOULD! you’re her son. you ate her food your whole life.

[𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔂𝔂𝔂 🧚🏾‍♀️✨✨ @_iamhershayyy]

A man yelling at you should be the last time he experiences your presence.

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Just broke up with my boyfriend after he told me, “You can’t keep using your dad’s death as an excuse to avoid sex.” It had been nine days since I buried my father.

[zellie @zellieimani]

For most men, “research” means finding opinions that agree with what they already think.

[BB @honeeyso]

C’est tellement delulu de croire qu’un humain trouvera pas mieux que toi mdrrrrr on est 8 milliards bb stp

[Helena FOR CHRIST. @hln_naa]

J’crois qu’on sous estime énormément le poids des petites déceptions répétées. C’est pas toujours une grosse trahison qui détruit une relation. Parfois c’est juste une accumulation de « c’est pas grave, c’est rien».

[Delphine @grandebougie]

Un mec en terrasse à sa femme :
Je vois pas pourquoi tu mets des soutifs t’as pas de seins.
Elle : Tu mets bien des slips.
Désolé j’ai pas entendu la réponse du mec. Toute la terrasse riait.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

“It’s impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously you might as well not have lived at all.”

— J.K. Rowling

[elsa @callmeMaharani]

in your lifetime, you’ll meet a man that you believe is misunderstood by others and actually kind if given the chance.
it is VERY important you never interact with him because everyone else is right, he is evil.

[Blackish Press @blackishpress]

Law Roach brings a fact to the table:

“The biggest way that you can change somebody's life is to change their life financially. When people say like, oh, you have an event, oh, I'm going to come support you. But if you're not buying a ticket, you're not supporting me. If you're not buying the book [Law released his book ‘How to Build a Fashion Icon’ back then in 2024], you're not supporting me. You're just showing up and being a face in the crowd. It's not support. I'm going to show up for Black people however and whenever I can.”

[cp 🪩💋🍸 @theBKbelle]

sending the Dothraki off as the front line defense during the Long Night was an act of genocide

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Cleopatra spoke nine languages, studied astronomy, medicine, and philosophy at the Library of Alexandria, and ruled Egypt for two decades through war, famine, and Roman invasion. Rome reduced all of it to one word: seductress.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

[Liz.🐞 @elizabxtthh]

“I love you” as in “I’m willing to unlearn old habits, grow alongside you, and build a life that makes room for both of us.”

[Axel🦇 @AxelTalksFilm]

they're calling it the greatest run by an actor of all time

[mar🔻🇵🇸 #bottomnyrasummer @spidercenta]

bro just wanted to nap and here comes agent phaggotron mcdyke from the cia asking for a tarot card reading at 11pm

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Fun fact: Women lose sexuał interest if you disappoint them emotionally and I’m not even going to argue about that

[aether @bluewdrift]

be bored more often. take a walk without phone, exercise without music, do the dishes without watching tv. let your mind be blank. ideas will pop up organically.

[in charge of the girls @AmeriKraut]

yeah, until somebody farts.