Carrie Scharfstein

I have no clue how to use Twitter...

[Carrie Scharfstein @CScharfstein]

You can only snuggle on the couch and watch a bad Miley Cyrus video with someone's husband if it's… http://t.co/oNNWewPn8R

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Tree is crooked, reindeer's head isn't moving BUT this is the best Grayson and I can do right now. See him t http://t.co/UGkOM0f2

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I told him to smile...lol Love it!! http://t.co/auDb9TRb

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@SallyBowman @CScharfstein You're the best!!! :)

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@SallyBowman Now you need to follow me! :)

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Me and my crazy girl :) http://t.co/kuj4cXHO

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@SallyBowman Hi Sally! I'm trying to figure out this twitter thing #gettingold

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It's true...

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@blakeshelton You are, by far, the most entertaining person to follow. ;)

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@JackieBishop2 I can't make any promises...#birthdaysuit

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@JackieBishop2 Give me alcohol and I really don't shut up. #cocktails #chatterbox

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@JackieBishop2 People don't want to know my thoughts lately!! #TMI

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@JackieBishop2 How do I use this thing??? lol

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@awkwordsmith Your in the running for only having 1 follower #noonebutyoursisinlaw

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@awkwordsmith Wow, just checked out your page! How do you only have 1 follower?? #hotdamn

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@awkwordsmith @CrystalLee0628 Maybe we aren't cool enough for her to follow?? #lame #dorks #whatever

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@awkwordsmith Sorry man...sorry you had to find out this way. #SheIsn'tFollowingMeEither

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@JackieBishop2 You degenerate, you!