Mr. Stephenson, English Teacher Extraordinaire

They call me Memenson.

[Mr. Stephenson, English Teacher Extraordinaire @CSCoppell]

@UttamiGodha Well the great thing about perpendicular lines is that they only cross once! Move on and move up. You got this.

[Mr. Stephenson, English Teacher Extraordinaire @CSCoppell]

@MaxMadlambayan Great comment, Max. I agree that the exemption policy is creating a lot of problems for health. However, remember that “however” can’t be used to conjoin two independent clauses, as you’ve done here.

[Mr. Stephenson, English Teacher Extraordinaire @CSCoppell]

@MaxMadlambayan @Coppellisd Hi Max! Thanks for your thoughtful reply. I’ve already addressed this AND thrown in a bonus bacteria fact! Have a good evening and get some sleep.

[Mr. Stephenson, English Teacher Extraordinaire @CSCoppell]

English teacher here: Flu is a virus. Also, 90% of the intracellular space in our bodies is bacteria, so maybe we shouldn’t destroy ALL of it. 👩🏽‍🔬 https://t.co/gysz79sRqs

[Mr. Stephenson, English Teacher Extraordinaire @CSCoppell]

STUDENTS: this math is English-teacher approved

[Mr. Stephenson, English Teacher Extraordinaire @CSCoppell]

Another workroom message. Students, take note: it’s okay to ask for help when you need it!

[Mr. Stephenson, English Teacher Extraordinaire @CSCoppell]

A wholesome Monday morning message from the teachers’ printer

[Mr. Stephenson, English Teacher Extraordinaire @CSCoppell]

Relevant @ 8th period https://t.co/7fIY5GbR7S

[Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda]

Morning me: "Tonight, I relax."
Evening me:

[Mr. Stephenson, English Teacher Extraordinaire @CSCoppell]

Advice for a good weekend

[Mr. Stephenson, English Teacher Extraordinaire @CSCoppell]

making it to friday when it’s been a long, sickly week

[Mr. Stephenson, English Teacher Extraordinaire @CSCoppell]

A truly wonderful article; please take the time to read this! It’s short and sweet, but has a big idea that may challenge the mindset of many of you at our school. https://t.co/gEnkqhmLTH

[CoppellHSBand @CoppellHSBand]

A fascinating article from The Washington Post only further elucidates the point that Arts Education is vital to our students' successes in a changing landscape of college and career readiness - https://t.co/LVpM6vsDnw

[Mr. Stephenson, English Teacher Extraordinaire @CSCoppell]

Hey @Mr_Orlopp , LOVE the new name. Excellent work.

[Phlegm Clandango @Cain_Unable]

My 4yo just said "Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said for social media? Isn't it just inherently dishonest & indicative of an inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves?"

[Mr. Stephenson, English Teacher Extraordinaire @CSCoppell]

I can’t tell if this a good compliment or a GREAT cover https://t.co/a01FUfNVNn

[Mr. Stephenson, English Teacher Extraordinaire @CSCoppell]

Guys, I know I look like I’m from Hogwarts with this scarf, but can you at least say Hogwarts professor instead of student? Thanks

[Mr. Stephenson, English Teacher Extraordinaire @CSCoppell]

Students! Back to school tomorrow. We could easily dread it - but think of it as a new beginning! A chance to be on top of your work. A chance to take more time for you, maybe! A chance to try something new. Just try to bring some optimism. See you tomorrow!